Tokyo-Saint

Paddy Power are giving 5-1 on Fergie's nose actually exploding in the post match interview. Is Jeff Shreeves around to tell him he is out?

Don't like Man U but have always enjoyed watching them and their style of play. That was a mental red card though, changed the match. What was the ref thinking?

Good point Milts but I think we have to play a little bit deeper due to Suarez's pace.

THE OFFICIAL LIVERPOOL BUILD UP THREAD Hi Main Boarders I know this match is a little bit far ahead in the future but I am just so excited about it I thought I would start the build up thread early. Anyway, what are your lines ups? As we are at home, we have to start Ramirez ahead of Davis. I would say Lambert up front, Boruc in goal, same back 4 as usual, no Fox obviously, Same two holding midfielders and then usual wingers who will play more like inside forwards as the wingbacks charge forward out of position leaving Fonte and Yoshi to sh!t themselves at the back. What about you fags, what's your team?

Should get that looked at Benjamin Button - sounds like it could be problematic.

Ironic as they are usually the darkest part of the body (except for the knob of course which darkens with age).

Bloody hell, first mention of race hatred and along comes the South African

Which race does he hate? It's not Japanese is it? Am I in danger?

Yeah, I think they had a rematch yesterday. I don't know if their agendas have changed since then? GS and DPS, can you please update your agendas so we know what you are doing?

Don't know bear, everything was deleted faster than when you posted that child porn stuff. All I know is what DPS saint in TMS about not complaining about it (he was complaining about it at the time but I think he meant generally he would not complain about it other than complaining about it now, apart from that he would hardly complain about it at all, well not much anyway).

I can only guess the other 4 are: Me Bear Spud & Dibden Purlieu Saint?

Category 671 - The invisibles.

Category 760 - The mods!

Early evidence of trolling before trolling was invented.

Don't worry, it will only take a couple of seconds to repair. This of course will seem like years for you but if you jut stay away from trams, you'll be fine. Whatever you do, don't read one of your own posts, you'll die of old age!

Category 757 - those expat posters who are able to turn every thread into a beer and golf story. Category 758 - those posters called Eric who assist 757 in his evil ways.

How is you Czech neck bletch? Did you manage to cry all the fluid out?

Lols - where did that go? A lot of sexual tension between those 2.

Usually spot on Baz? Don't know about that, I just have to type D and my iPhone is already guessing I'm about to say 'dumb bear', iPhones aren't often wrong either. Bill Gates knows what he's doin.

Not sure about that, villa still look to be in this. I'm getting nervous.

Under 21s seem to move the ball quicker than the first team, good tempo about them.

Under 21s look better than the first team. Put cork and Morgan in this team and play them against Norwich.

Part of the problem is I don't know any celebs or their names. I am not good with names in general to be honest. I can remember half my mates bird's names let alone people from the tellies. As you know, I never like to stray off topic, so here you go

RP saint says it is one of those twins off TOWIE, is that right?

This is much harder than I ever imagined bear. Can we have a clue please?