Tokyo-Saint

I know, they are obviously watching us bear but not a single mention of the nipple slip thread in the muppet show yet. What is wrong with them?

Have you seen Geordie shore mate? They don't know much about anything.

Milts, I am sure you have noticed the numbers on the muppet show have been decreasing recently. I put this down to 2 things, 1) the banning of the boob and 2) you killing some regular posters. SaintsAhoy has probably been lurking for ages and has chosen now as the time to come out of the shadows. I think we should welcome him. His thread maybe semi mental and written in tongues but anyone can see, he is on the right track. Moving from repeated fan club threads and toast registration to sh!tting in public is a step in the right direct. It is what lord bletch would want. Please be nice to SA.

Not just that one, um pahars' sex dungeon, shed and cupboard too. If I was meeting with an estate agent's and they took me to some house but then as we are looking around suddenly went "NO! not in there. That room is out of bounds. You can live in the rest of the house but not that room.... or the cupboard above the fridge either..... or the 2nd shed" alarm bells would start ringing. I would check milts wasn't the landlord as something fishy was going on.

I can't be the only one on here who is desperate to know what went on in the panic rooms. Come on um pahars, spill the beans and turn a pretty boring thread into an interesting one. What was in the third bedroom?

They did look like they were in need of a bit of youth and flair the other night. I am not sure our boys would like the food though, look what happened to Shaw on our recent trip out there.

Horse burgers from the food stands and p!ssing in the street? How will anyone be able to tell the difference from a normal match day?

Has anyone ever been to a wet T-shirt contest? They are really strange while you are there, just mainly a load of blokes fighting to get a good look at some attention seeking girls - always 70% 30% split between *****rs and all right looking ones (I think it is in the rules), however when you look back on the photos, it seems to look a lot better than you can remember.

Minus 1 to spudders for actually doing work at work.

Plus 1 to spudders for the suspenders pics please. Plus 1 to bear for bringing that bird from big brother who gets her fanny out to my attention. Minus 1 to bear for appearing on other teams forums in the build up to matches. Nobody wants to blow their own trumpet but has anyone noticed I am the one who brought tits back to the muppet show? Got to be worth something?

Hang on milts, I am in the middle of compiling your meeting/murder order list. Thanks for the PM spudders - you now go to the back of the list. Bear, you're up first. Milts where is a good place for you to meet with Bearsy?

Send some pics of you in suspenders and I will consider your application.

Can you cook?

Depends on the film. I was up for leave Les Mis at half time but the mrs was having none of it and made us stay to applaud the players at the end.

I watched the movie/ documentory about The Libertines reunion last night, 'There are no innocent bystanders'. It was pretty interesting if you like the libertines and are interested in them of course. If not it is just 3 guys that are pretty good at music trying to get one guy who is a genius but is also a flakey skag head to try and go to rehearsals. One of the main problems for the band seems to be that Pete sleeps when he wants. This is a problem cause the other guys are more your MLG style musicians than your Pete Doherty style rock star. The other guys are trying to practice the songs while Pete being the one that wrote the songs is more into "enjoying the music". There is an embarrassing bit when Carl is pretty much being fought the song he supposedly wrote as he has no idea how it goes. He is too posh to be really likeable, in fact if made in Chelsea were auditioning for new people they would say he is too posh. It is interesting though as he is the one that has to control Pete and make sure he turns up at gigs and stuff. There are a couple of funny bits with him calling Pete and repeatedly saying the venue he is supposed to be at's name. In the end he just shouts "I'll text it to you!".

Hi milts Although I joke that you are a skate, I don't really think you are one. I am a little worried that you may be a serial killer though. Since you arrived posters have been going missing. I know there is a chance that this is Turkish but he is more a crag yoga story them to sleep, then stamp on their head and leave a calling card type of guy. Can you meet spudders as planned, we'll see if he survives, then Bearsy, then Glasgow, then if after 6 months everyone is still breathing, I'll send my wife. Cheers. Phil - would it not be easier and cheap to meet in Angola? Also less chance of a murder investigation - just saying.

Bog washing Bearsy. So many mistakes on the forum since poor old MLG left, this place is chaos. Clarke - Bearsy is the one they are quoting from this forum - all the others (the ones talking about Newcatle), well the are Geordies and they support Newcastle. It is not clear who Bearsy supports yet but my money is on Villa.

Bearsy is causing a mass debate over on their site http://www.nufc-forum.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=48797.15

Yeah women tend to save all the bad stuff until after marriage. Don't worry diggers you'll feel like you are sharing a house with Terre Blanche before too long. When it does come around to the point when you want to shoot her, make sure you have a half decent cover story, that 'I thought it was an intruder' one had been done to death.

You part Drew Surman diggers? Do you have one of these funny accents? That's the best thing about S Africans, their accent is well good, 'pescially for talking down to people "let's get down to business Alan - we don't want a clown". Admittedly it is hard to do accents by typing on an iPhone but I think you'll agree I did an ok job there.

Wanted Newcastle to win this - another 2 games, hopefully another one somewhere miles away, unfriendly and cold, like Scotland.

Yeah what's he going on about? If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!

It's a tough culture I believe and you have you be an arrogant **** to survive. If you are not people will just take advantage of you. That's what I have heard from 2 separate alright ones anyway (yeah I know 2, I couldnt believe it either). That swimmer's dad from the Olympics seemed ok as well, at least humble and friendly. In general though most of them seem like over direct, rude, arrogant knobs. Where is VFTT from?

Yeah I don't like him either crabby but there are very few S Africans that I think seem 'OK'.

Who is that Joe? As I said before, I like Rihanna, she is a kind of guilty pleasure. Her latest video isn't bad either and I am pretty sure she has her tits again in this one, it is quick though so you are not sure if it happened or not (on 58 secs for those who don't like her music but do like her tits). After that is a bit comedy as well as Mick Hucknall comes in and starts singing as well, although this could be Ben Goddards, I am always mixing those two up.