Tokyo-Saint

Deep pan or thin and crispy?

I am not sure, I am seriously worried about MLG though. He hasn't been seen since his last argument with Turkish, not here, not on twitter, not on any random architectural forum nothin'. How long do we have to wait until we can apply for the position of saints researcher for football manager. I reckon I should get the gig and don't want to miss the boat, I'd make us sh!t hot.

By the sounds of things a coconut is going to lay a chicken... What's with all these bear tributes? Is he dead?

Wouldn't it be the other way around milts.

When is your date with milts spudders? Do you usually put on on the 1st date or wait until he cooks for you?

Hi bletch As usual I drifted off about half way through all of that and started thinking of grabbing crabs and stuff. Then I started to wonder if we will ever hear Turkish's prison stories, was he the daddy, did he get to meet the daddy, did he share a cell with fletch etc etc. The taxi driver stuff sounds sh!t though. Who would not want to wind up an angry taxi driver trying to sell an over priced phone? Especially one that is so temperamental. Obviously you can see that I don't really care about the phone price or the capitalist society or whatever, I am not Thom Yorke FFS. I just got involved with the other members of the A-team for lols as he was so angry. Internet anger is the funniest kind of anger, I am sure you will agree. I find it hard to believe your fantesy about the muppet show being great in my absence and this all happening at night. You see, the jet lag hit me hard this time and I was mainly awake at night, creeping around like an ill advised South African's girlfriend. I was able to log on now and again and all I saw was people recording their favourite pie or thing they like to put on toast, like some kind of strange food census the masses were falling over each other to have their entry logged and on display (thought you'd like that bit - now I know where your mind is wandering to). In short the place is falling apart. It is so quiet, I'd even be up for one of your word games.

Anyone see the chicken shop cutting edge thing last night. Pretty funny, I thought at first it would be how the place is really scabby and the staff are ripping people off and frying rats and stuff but actually it is about all the mentals that go in there and use the place. Loud school kids in the day time, religious freaks, then p!ss heads at night throwing chicken about and fighting each other. The staff seemed used to it though. In the end I felt really sorry for the staff, putting up with that all day and night.

It's not like the daily mail to focus on that kind of story, what's going on? Not even a single mention of an immigrant or a gypsy. I find myself agreeing with Turkish yet again. It's like Chris Rock says, I am left wing on some issues and right wing on other issues, smoking weed - I can take a left wing approach, vandalising my car - I am very right wing. Anyway, where are the prison stories Turks?

Turks doesn't come on here to play nicely. He wants to 'bully' people, get ignored and then told about it and then get a bit of **** himself, this is called banter. My role is part 3.

A photocopier jam somewhere?

If we have gone onto the subject of 'stop the scum from breeding' and other right wing/Victorian ideas, then what this thread really needs is dune. Is there anyway the mods could give him a day pass or something?

Serious question Turks - how were you 'rehabilitated'? Was it fear of going back cause it was so bad, training you did there enabled you to do something else, you just grew up or a mixture of them all?

You got any American history X style stories Turks?

Sorry Delldays, we'll try harder to amuse you in the future. Your dune account was better as well, now you just run away from Pap and let Alpine play with your toy subs.

Sorry Franko I don't talk about people, too many ideas to discuss.

Only way to gaurentee to get a good reply (add a random s where you see fit depending in the account). Also helps to keep the post count down. Nobody wants to have 34k posts do they? You'll look like serial killer.

Where is the option to vote for chelsea under Jose?

What's going on Turks? That post was pretty decent, well thought out and pretty much on the money. Has your account been hacked?

What do people think of the idea of a front sweeper?

You hear that bear? Even detectives are ripping on you now. All joking aside, I bet it was a impressive sight. I can imagine 'Arry's twitch rate going into over drive.

They seem to want NA as their next manager, sensible bunch. Other boards with vacancies seem to want bigger names. I guess 'Arry is the biggest name around and after he cocks it up they will want a decent manager.

I'll be the judge of that.... When did you slip in? Was I in Japan at the time? Did anyone do the prper dune checks on you, picture of thatcher, top 10 colonial holiday spots etc? Bletch/bear what happened in my absence?

Definitely in my top 10 skates.

I am going for something completely different. Edit: I just realised dudes might start coming on to me cause of this avi. No body wants Turkish or MLG coming on strong romancing me with stadium expansion talk.

That's confusing, who'd want to do that? Have to be some ****ed up wierdo that has done that. Bear, when you did it did you snort from the anus or blow up it? Please confirm.