Tokyo-Saint

Come on nightshift, sex in your gran's house is sexy - FACT Sent from my iphone using my fingers

Hi B!tch, I mean erm babe. Yeah sorry about the argument last night. Yeah, you were right of course as always. Yeah, yeah honestly I do think it is a bad idea to have sex more than once a month and your mother was probably right about me. Of course women do driver better than men sorry 'bout shouting when you crashed my car while parking, it is hard to work out all the mirrors and stuff, especially while speaking on the phone and doing your make up. Erm hey listen, why don't you come over tonight and I'll make it up to you, nice candle lit dinner or something? Yeah? Great! I have been having a bit of trouble with the front door so why not just come straight round the back, I'll leave the back window open. Don't worry about the lights being off, that will be because of the candle lit dinner. See you at about 10? Ok better shoot, I am off down the firing range. See you tonight. Love you! Bye

Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

Accountants out there - how is it possible to put a couple of season tickets or a box on the company? What do you record it as?

He is going to need a better cover story than that or he won't have a leg to stand on.

He also said he is amused which is strange because he usually says he is bored. Sorry to bother you Jeff, but could you confirm are you amused/bored & confrontational/pally? TBH I prefer the angry Jeff as this forum needs some characters like that. There was once a time if you wanted to see someone get angry, you could just post something like the UKIP thread in the lounge and watch dune meltdown. Now it is all about stadium expansion and if Cortese is a nice guy or a calatalist overlord leading us to hell. FFS - even the muppet show has threads about what people have on toast. Can you stick with the 'do do do' road rage style Jeff please?

I like Jeff Le Taxi, he is probably my new favourite poster. Not only does he try and sell stuff on saints bay instead of Ebay but he is generally always angry. Angry taxi drivers are lols DO DO DO what ya ****ing gonna DO Hypo!?! [video=youtube;iDpk-N2lIAI]

Can this thread **** off to a cooking forum or something? this is sposed to be for tits and jokes.

Kitchens can be sexy.

Hi mods, Bear just pm'd me to say he was about to post some porn, best keep an eye on him. Cheers Tokyo

Hi bear, Can you post that video of Kagawa's mrs I sent you? I seem to have lost it and it would fit this thread. Cheers Tokyo

He is not a miracle maker Delldays. When he came in the team were bottom of the league, had a poor poor squad, down to the bare bones. His job was to strengthen the team and give them a chance, which he did. It was the players really, the players let them down.* *all said from the window of a Range Rover

Well he did say it was his stag.

Yep - keep test firing missiles over Japan. Can you imagine if France was test firing their misiles so they flew over us? Everyone would go mad about it.

Isn't it repeated tomorrow morning at 9am? MNF usually is...

I have heard about deliverance but that is the first time I have actually seen it. One thing that clip doesn't explain is why is the piggy man wearing a nappy? Also something that is not clear, why are tits now banned from the muppet show but bumming videos are ok in the arts section? Is it cause it is art and therefore not porn? The rules are never clear on this forum therefore we all walk the infraction tight rope.

I would say these areas are ours as well (give or take one or two I don't know about). Urban Subdivision[3] Population (2001 Census)[3] Hedge End 21,174 Botley 2,506 Total Hedge End/Botley Population[5] 23,680[3] Locks Heath 36,452 Bursledon 6,744 Whiteley 2,195 Total Locks Heath/Bursledon/Whiteley Population[5] 45,391[3] Ashurst/Netley Marsh 3,116 Totton 27,986 Total Ashurst/Netley Marsh/Totton Population[5] 31,102[3] Winchester 41,420[3] Total Winchester Population[5] 41,420 There are fourteen smaller urban areas also in the region: Urban Area[3] Population (2001 Census)[3] Colden Common 3,249 [6] Compton/Otterbourne [5] 2,261 [6] Denmead 5,788[6] Emsworth/Southbourne [5] 18,139[6] Fawley 13,775[6] Hamble [5] 3,853 [6] Hayling Island [5] 14,842[6] Horton Heath 2,223[6] Hythe [5] 19,599[6] Kings Worthy [5] 4,292[6] Marchwood [5] 5,586[6] Netley [5] 6,150[6] North Baddesley 6,234[6] Romsey [5] 17,386[6]

It doesn't look good bear. So far this month I have seen life of pies which was good and I could probably watch again, Django which was ok to begin with but then changed into that wicky wicky wild wild west with Will Smith which wasn't so good. Older movies I have also watched are Back to the Future 2, I have seen this several times but always forget what happens after the hoverboard bit, this is probably because this is the best bit and after that I drift off and start concentrating on football manager. The best movie of the month so far the the gold medal winner of watch again and again is Cool Running, I like this, especially with an emotional hangover. If I am properly hungover and feeling emotional, I don't mind admitting I well up when they become good but then crash and have to carry their sledge. This often happens to me when sledging so I can easily emphasise with their situation.

That's difficult to swallow Frank but thanks.

Hi bear, Try these: http://www.imdb.com/search/title?keywords=anal-sex&sort=moviemeter,asc&title_type=feature&year=1980,1980 Or these http://www.listal.com/movies/anal+sex The one with the best name appears to be http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080450/ Blow Job. When you rent a movie called blow job, you are under no illusions to what you are going to be watching.

You'll like it bear.

Same as me!

He hasn't been seen since: FM Saints Researcher (@MatthewLeGod) 31/01/2013 22:41 #saintsfc spent over £35m on players this season, the last game saw them outplay Man Utd at Old Trafford with 21 shots. Yet people still complain. We might have to bring Turkish in for questioning soon.

I've got a 22-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor bear, those aren't the kind of screens you can be flipping. The 21 inch one would be fine but not the 22 inch 'bad boy' edition.

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