Tokyo-Saint

To be honest I would take those results if offered now.* *No one has ever offered me an results before but if they did, I would take this scenario.

Where is MLG recently? Has he been head-hunted for the job?

Team using the break to visit the Vatican?

Was his visit to your school the reason you became a Rangers fan?

Loving this headline: Harry Redknapp hopes to repeat Portsmouth feat with QPR http://www.london24.com/sport/qpr/harry_redknapp_hopes_to_repeat_portsmouth_feat_with_qpr_1_1927787

Better from Matt, this is what he should have been like all along - until after the meeting anyway.

That's cause they hire them when they are in their late 60's. Alex Ferguson has to be up for the job soon (apart from being a hun and all that).

Garry Neville is no mug and will know all about him I am sure.

What was it with multiple organs in the 80's? Good link though, seriously. Cork has been key for us and is exactly what England need - a hard working holding midfielder that can keep hold of the ball and pass it to more creative players.

Cheers for that Webby, going to have Phil bloddy Collins in my head all day now!

Harry says it is a top top religion and a great job for somebody but it is not his job so he won't comment further, other than to say "the church is down to the bare bones, he wouldn't want to bring anyone in but if he really had to Mohammed is first class and doing a create job in the middle east and the little fat guy in the far east would add something to any faith. The church has had their pants pulled down too many times though and will be keeping away from youngsters." Apart from that, he didn't want to comment.

Apparently there is a rumour that he works on ruining the wags first and then moves on to the players. The man just needs time.

A perfect Swedish Dave post - well done.

Urgh!

Ugh!

Ricky was our first signing with a YouTube clip - for me anyway.

If the thread is closed or it gets turned into a stadium expansion thread, do we get our money back?

Deal! Don't tell Turkish though, he appears to have an eating disorder.

You is working at McDonald's aren't you Bearsy?

Ugh!

Sorry Turks, I'll try harder for you in future. Is another one of your log ins Jeff le taxi?

Didn't we have this discussion before? One of them posts on here.

Is that you, her or Turkish just watching?

Cheers mate, I thought you'd like it. It was a small branch of the 'take one to know one' style reply that was common in the early 90's. I am helping it to make a comeback. What's your favourite pick and mix at the cinema? I like the chocolate Brazil's but deep down I know they are so heavey I am probably paying £1 a pop. With that in mind I put them just behind the meter long sour chew things. How about you Turks? I bet you hate it when you drop a chocolate peanut on your tight white t-shirt? Does that mean to tend to stick to the hard sweats?

Hi Flyer!