Tokyo-Saint

It's pretty bad isn't it? Even David Brent wasn't that great.

A very impressive start. You are immediately promoted to Sargent and given + 5 reputation points.

Ok, you're in! Koala bear bashing is every third Tuesday and Thursday.

*pictures Dune charging across the partition to tear it down, like a furious Boris Johnson only to fall on his fat bumbling face*

If you're counting, you haven't been drinking enough.

Well bear has been banned again so you will have to wait a while. The squid stuff is very rarely censored, you'll be fine.

Yes but they generally prey on the old, the knowledgeable (with IT) and the stupid, therefore it is very immoral. Tricking oldies like whitey and dumb people like bear just isn't on.

Hi KelvinsRightGlove As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up?

Hi Made in Southampton As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up?

It appears the drugs do work after all.

Is that you Phil?

Already on it CB - http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43634-Liverpool-build-up-thread-(TMS-Style)

You've got to do the eye roll thing when bear posts on the main forum. She works in London though, so you'd have to commute!

This whole thread was destined for the muppet show as soon as Turks wrote that the Delldays & Dune were a good posters.

If it was Guly, I'd agree. However, I am all for giving one of the most promising young players we have some match time. He is a good player and brings energy to the end of games and presses well. It's not like we are bringing on someone sh!t with no future.

Good pro, will be a very good signing for them. Hard working player into a hard working side. He will have more hair than half of their fans as well.

It's unlikely it will be ok bear but not impossible, look - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-512227/Miracle-baby-born-FOUR-months-premature-weighing-just-1lb-celebrates-birthday.html When you leaving? Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out and make sure. I one starts a rumour about you being banned.

He does have you nailed there Phil, pretty dead on funny impression. Can you do Turks?

Hi made in Southampton, nice to hear from you. I have a friend who would like to meet you. His name is milts. Are you free to meet? He is very flexible and can meet you in any deserted layby in the new forest after dark. Just let me know.

Phil, is turks your son?

Just you and FRMYP at home then? Enjoying a karaoke session? [video=youtube;zUtMTyc-Xls]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUtMTyc-Xls&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Eric cook for you?

Oh yeah I know, wasn't there one about for Yorkshire police a while ago? It was Yorkshire police but with a Nigerian twist, I think it may have gone online the lines of "greatings! You've been caught lookin a tut bloody porn. Pay £50 into Yorkshire polices western union account and all will be forgiven. Blessings Yorkshire police"

What is it? Couldn't you just reformat the hard drive and reinstall windows if you get it?

I was named as a bully before - I think by SB I wasn't even asking MLG any questions, I was questioning Turkish. Should I also be banned cause one of the mob said so? I think there is a much bigger 'mob' bullying out there, they even ask for people to banned. You can identify them by their markings, they always use the term "the usual suspects", however they refuse to name anyone except possibly turkish. Some of the mods were killed by milts, justice mike is still alive but keeping a low profile in case milts comes back, nightshift does night shifts and moves threads to the muppet show, there is also invisible mod who closes threads without giving a reason or deletes bear and my posts, again without reason. The rest are dead.