Tokyo-Saint

What???-?-??-?!!!! The ****????

Oh it was bear, he is on a short ban at the moment for panda rape. All his posts just come out blank for the next week or so. Just reply with the rolly eyes thing in future.

Exactly, once you've had one bears fingers up you, you are going to be reluctant to let another one near you. It takes a lot of wet wet wet to get them wet, that's for sure.

Anyone that follows him on twitter will also know he is a bit of a knobber as well.

Lolz - who's this guy? I like him. It's like he hates the way Adkins talks but has never heard him talk - genius!

All pandas have been interfered with by Bearsy - fact! This was before he got banned of course.

Read it again dalikdic, all the good ones are staying* *Apart from Glesga and Bearsy but ....

You're right of course Minsk. One reason why gays shouldn't be allowed into the army. Because if we're in battle, and the chips were down is he going to be looking at the enemy, or is he going to be looking at me and going "Ooh. He looks tasty in his uniform". And I'm not homophobic, all right? Come round, look at my CDs. You'll see Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys. They're all bummers. Pap just isn't an army man.

Those B@stards, let's nuke them! Now, where do we keep our nukes? Let's let them have it!

Whooooohhhoooooo! I made the cut. Bearsy is banned though Shirley, can we swap him for CB Fry instead?

Ridiculous! That money should be pumped straight to London. I for one am sick of the people in Aberdeen living in complete paradise, while we in the south go without. Just because they have the natural resources, doesn't mean we should miss out.

You are right, it is time for us to all pull together as one. A house divideded cannot stand. Let's draw a blue line under things and move on.

Are you all sure it wasn't me and spudders isn't just splitting the curry commission with you?

Maybe we should start charging them protection money (as the US do to Japan). People like VFTT & Minsk don't come cheap you know (even if it is all for queen and country) and they are missing some back payments.

I don't think he would get a prem job as his stock isn't quite high enough. We know him and respect him so our opinion of his management is a little higher than your general outsider. His best bet is to pick a club that he can take up and to get another promotion on his CV. Reading have a fairly decent squad and some parachute payments to come. If they do go down, they would be one of the favourites to come back up.

Did your sources actually buy any paper this time or where they just pr!ck teasing you for the free beers and volovants again?

Same experience here Pap. Now many are on their high horse, like they joined up because the country was in trouble and the saw the big bat sign in the sky over London City.

Was it your choice to serve queen and country Minsk? Where you made to do it or did you see a career opportunity you fancied and then decided to do it? It is always strange when people in the services mention about being in the services (or worse post crap on Facebook) like they were conscripted and fought in WW2. I have close mates in the services and some of them are still good guys, realise it was them that chose that carear and talk about it like a human and are easy to get on with. Some others can't help but drop in phrases like 'queen and country' to highlight how special they are. It gives them a level of arrogance that makes them hard to get along with. I am not saying this is you as I don't know you. Just dragging the thread off topic as usual (sorry about that). Some will get on their high horse now. However please note I am note saying they don't do a good job or that the job isn't difficult. Just commenting on how it changed some of my friends and how they portray that somehow signing up wasn't their choice and they did it to serve the queen. They forget that I knew them before and when they signed up it was because they didn't want a normal job, wanted to travel, saw the posters with someone bench pressing on the deck of some ship in the sun and they believed it. It had feck all do do with the queen or the country. If they ended up on some sheep infested island 3000 miles away, it is because they fell for the poster not for some moral obligation.

Thanks the9, some good info there. Sorry for making a joke about Joe Allan's ability, it was mainly a satire on the Liverpool fan's opinion that "he might make a good squad player" and would be cheap. Not on Joe's ability, who is actually one of the best sideways passer in Britain.

"We could pick him up on the cheap. Would make a good squad player. " Brilliant! I was thinking the same about Joe Allen but then concluded he wouldn't ever be good enough for us.

Can't believe they spelt his name wrongly! It's Atkins FFS.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to give away Scotland, I can tell you we don't want any Argies. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this issue go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. FREEEEEEDOM

It is in their constitution, therefore any new government is obliged to make a claim for the islands. The Argentine Nation ratifies its legitimate and non-prescribing sovereignty over the Malvinas, Georgias del Sur and Sandwich del Sur Islands and over the corresponding maritime and insular zones, as they are an integral part of the National territory. The recovery of these territories and the full exercise of sovereignty, respecting the way of life for its inhabitants and according to the principles of international law, constitute a permanent and unwavering goal of the Argentine people.

Wasn't the Millwall one London Bridge? I remember a couple of seasons back, we bumped into Aldershot on the way back and got held on the platform/stairs for ages. Pretty similar scene but with everyone singing 'there's only one team in Hampshire'. Never been to St James's but bloody hell, you really are up in the gods aren't you. The tickets should come with a warning for people who suffer from vertigo.

Hi Jeff How are you old mate? Don't you have a taxi? Does this not mean you are able park or wait where other people can't? If not, I would not recommend parking in Richmond, that is miles away. You need to be somewhere on the Jubilee line. If you are leaving the car, I would suggest Canada Water as the parking there is a lot better than most places. There is even a large shopping centre near the station. If you don't want to drive into London, park somewhere like Motspur Park (pop in for a cup of tea if you like) and take the overground to Waterloo and then the Jubilee Line. Motspur Park is the last station on the line with free parking and is also just off the A3 so you won't need to negotiate the London Traffic. Alternatively, Streatham also has free parking and regular trains to London Bridge. It is a bit of a sh!t hole though so you might prefer the other option.