Tokyo-Saint

Don't blame me blame Turks and Vman who keep PMing me with insider knowledge - along with the guy who does the St Mary's tours.

Shaw and Lambert have already been in discussions - source: Turk's insider

Spurs fan

You start it, I'll join in later when the clapping and backboard slapping speeds it up to a decent speed.

Turkish can you start one of these please? Maybe charming man can light a flare that says thank you Nigel? Let's face it, when he comes out he will get on loud 'one Nigel Adkins' and that's it on to the game. If things are going well for us maybe Nigel give us a wave. For he's a jolly good fellow won't get sung outside of 80th birthday parties at your country club unfortunately.

Bearsy don't have a chance, Turks has been going over a few crav yoga moves with me and I'll be ready. Kick to the groin, poke in the eye, slash to the neck and move. Pedicure, pull to the hair, back braker, big elbow, comment on shoes. Rake to the face, side kick to the wind pipe, moisturise and then rinse and repeat. Bears goin down!

Good info ^ Ignore our babel and listen to this guy.

Did you read the bit about him working on the underground Baz? If there is any ****ness, he'll be all over it, sorting out problems like superman on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Good fruit picking though! You can't pick Strawberries on the Old Kent Road.

Well that's that then. Players under contract never move on do they. It's not like Lee Barnard signed a contract only never to play again is it?

Cheese on toast isn't Dune. Not unless dune was an 18 year old lad called Tommy anyway. Don't let that get in the way of your mod slamming though.

Cortese out!

Funnily enough CM I said that was turks before but he kept going on about having bigger pecs or something. Nothing about not being a gay ikon or camp though.

Strangely in Japan, they call the big mans kid Yest Chris or something like that.

Preferred riding around on a hog like a poormans 'the undertaker' to playing football.

I'm the Japanese Jesus, no doubt about it.

Sorry Crabbers, that was funny. You did ask for it though!

Luke Shaw

All hail Turkish! An official in the knower. 2nd only to the Vman.

One game at a time, pulling together as one. It's a hard working squad and we are fighting for survival. I am the manager of Reading football club, it's a good club with people working hard behind the scenes. It's time to draw a blue line under Southampton and move on to the future.

Is there enough space for us all to come and read 'The Beach' in our fishing pants? Or will someone eventually have to go and sell a hammock to a tourist?

A man in Birmingham is being accused by his in-laws of an ugly crime. The Birmingham Daily News reports that a man was arrested for allegedly raping a duck. A close friend of the man known a 'bearsy' said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck, which is unable to walk and now under the care of a veterinarian. The man dismissed the allegations as "slander thou they do walk sexy don't theys?" The Brirmingham Daily News story has more on the duck's condition. The story set off a few notable Twitter reactions, including, "Birmingham man takes 'F--k a Duck' expression waaaay too literally".

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Fox isn't a bad shout as Harte must be in his early 50s by now. Also maybe Richardson on a free. Both of these would work well in a diamond which seems to be one of his prefered formations.

Looks like you have him on ignore spud. People who have Turks on ignore say it looks like this.