Tokyo-Saint

Lol - "He feels no shame — only a righteous sense of mission." It's like a prono MLG. "a squad of nearly 800 volunteers who help government censors by patrolling the Internet for pornography in their spare time". Bet they have a long waiting list of volunteers as well. In all seriousness Koreans are well into their god and stuff aren't they? I live in New Malden which is pretty much Korea town in London. They are always out singing stuff, telling me about Jesus and the Korean church near me is absolutely packed on match days (usually Sundays for god followers). Wonder why?

Yep, this is it. We are playing differently, RL floats over to the right, JR moves into the space in the middle, GR drops back to supply the balls in and MS makes late runs to get onto the knock downs. It seems to be working so Punch will have to wait for a bit.

That can't be true, I have seen some very interesting videos from Korea in my time. Were they illegal? I mean ok, they were rape videos...... but as anyone who has spend a bit of time in asia will know, they are mostly rape videos and of course fake.

Not 100% true spudders. Someone (think it was one of the tight arsed taxi drivers) put on there about a loophole, not paying a fivers or something. Steve Grant was all over it before you could say "another cobra sir?". They watch, just only comment if it effects the flow of fivers.

Nice b!tches. You name isn't Peter is it? Can't be too many saints fans in Soul and I know one called Peter. If you are him, do I win a prize?

Yep, good point. Regaurdless of how well he played against spurs 6 months ago, he is still not getting near the team. If he was (as Forren is), he would be playing for the under 21s.

You should call yourself Soul-Saint or at the very least update the 'which accent have you got' thread. I have been reading your posts in a cockney accent for a while and feel really stupid. I should have read them in angry Korean.

1stly, Are you in Corea (sic)? 2ndly - Any decent nemesis wouldn't come on the muppet show, you'd end up with some loser like, like me. I have done a lot of research in this area but without too much success. I would suggest: 1) Diggers mate St Charlie. The problem being he seems to actually have a sense of humour. a main boarder with a sense of humour makes for a poor nemesis. 2) Avenue Saint - Would make a great nemesis, thinks very highly of himself and his opinion but is infatuated with Turks, you'll have a hard time stealing him 3) Alpine - must be missing delldays and maybe on the look out for someone to argue about subs with. Problem being he likes trolling and having large scale arguments. 4) Greenback - see avenue saint 5) Sour mash - possible wild card here. The baldric to Turks blackadder, always ready with a short sharp put down or reply, easily angered.... Might be worth a try.

Plus 1 reputation point for this idea ^

Is there anyway I can get my fiver back?

They do have a famously good sense of humour.

Were you actually made in Southampton made in Southampton? It seems to be a strange new craze that people know we're they we're conceived. It all started with the Beckhams didn't it? Talking about boning and leaving it in, in New York. Where abouts in Southampton were you made? I had a mate who boned someone in ikon toilets but you are not their kid, he took her for the morning after pill the next day. If you pay a fiver, you'll be able to answer all my questions and you also get to mug off Bearsy, we call that a win win situation.

The choir thing is a great idea. Maybe turks can stand at the front, obviously immaculately dressed and conduct everyone. Once we whip through the 5 or 6 songs we have, he could lead us in some Smiths songs adapted for each game. There is a light and it never goes out. There is a light and it never goes out.

Imagine how good we'd be if he got the subs right!

Can't they just consolidate all of their loans into one larger loan with affordable easy monthly paymentS?* *your life is at risk if you do not maintain payments, based on the bank of England base rate with an APR of 3247258666%, under written by the bank that like to say yes.

Lol, how dumb is Hockey? He thinks he can engage sour mash in some kind of intellectual discussion about African history. He's not that kind of poster Hockers! You've got more chance of finding a funny Lenny Henry joke.

Promisingly Reading tried to play football today and they didn't have the players for it. Bit more optimistic about the game at their place now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTFkH6kDzY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Buttner looks rubbish!

Sorry skint saint.

He's not dumb! Send that to bear.

We have to cut off the supply route, Morgan on Hoddle? Anyway, save it for the match thread. Wanna start it Phil? I can't be arsed yet, rugby is on.

School yard stuff, just rise above it. Back in subject, what do you think, first interview in English in the preseason?

Don't worry Gelsga, usual bullies at it again. Don't be sucked in by their trolling, your question was fair.

Who is weirder? Mods, can we have a poll?