Tokyo-Saint

Turks, what would you say our maximum average attendance would be over the next 5 years if: A) We were successful, top 10 team, cup final, euro cup run to the knock out stages B) We stayed in the prem as bottom feeders, hanging around the relegation scrap as the new wigan. C) We went down and with the parachute money hung around the play offs making half an effort at promotion. Just out of interest. Not just Turks, open to everyone actually.

Yeah but his sex life is fantastic.

Don't make offers like that on the muppet show Adrain, you'll be swamped with PMs from people wanting to meet you.

Next person to taken one that has already been taken is Stuart Little by default. I'm introducing rules milts, otherwise your audit will be chaos.

Don't worry about it Phil, let's just call it 'big trouble in little china' and move on. Everyone has skeletons in their closet (especially milts, he has loads and some under the patio as well) let's not rake up old graves.

Spud - yes, I think so. That happens sometimes. You might also notice that there is no genitailia. When he says "Lols I've just got a bona" what he really means is "Lols I've just soiled myself". Phil - are you getting married to the skate MLG? Isnt he called FMDP as well? I reckon this golfer might buy you a beer, I have no idea of her karaoke skills though. However, if she does sing Hankey Pankey, then please film it and upload on here. Milts - I think Steve was saying that that 2nd pic was going to be your new play area. He wants it in place for the rugby world cup. He expects a lot of egg chasing traffic in here and would like you to 'look after them' in your usual way.

Dumb bear! I already put that. I want to change my one more time please. I am having 'big trouble in little china' I would have 'the shinjuku incident' but unless any of you are Jackie Chan fans and also know shinjuku and my knob incident there, you wouldn't know what I was on about.

Do you like the chained bears? The were my 2nd favourite young revamp of the year as voted by premier league posters. (revamped Phil was 1st).

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These plans are still just a twinkle in Steve Grant's winkle but this is how the future may look.. Even Golfing Phil is getting an upgrade!

I thought you'd be Happy Gilmore Phil?

Lol - Dumb f*ck!

I was torn between what women want and the insider, can I change to the insider please? I prefer that. I might start calling it that in real life. "get ready b!tch, here comes the insider".

Who had 102 posts in the sweepstake before this turned into a stadium expansion bore off between MLG and Turks? Come to the front, you have won a prize.

These are good but can people follow the thread? It is now, Beary's mama is so fat....

Me - What women want Bearsy - 8mm or childsplay Wibble - Snatch Spud - Home Alone Me and wibble together - There will be blood

Bear's mums so fat, (after bonin her) you can leave the toilet seat up and no one notices.

who?

Brummie walks into a tailors... "Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please." The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?" Brummie says, "Thanks mate, two sugars."

Bear's bona was so small, my Japanese friends laughed at him.

Dubai Phil - he is easily startled but soon returns in greater numbers and with more golf stories.

They are sold by the lap dancers that live in the big Jaw sandcruser. They found this to be a more successful way of selling them and brought in this system when we reached the champions league.

Bear's mum is so ugly, at a Christmas party they hung her up and kissed the mistltoe. She is so fat that when she walked down the aisle with his dad, they had to walk single file. Bear's so dumb he bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister.

Bearsy is so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his fat mumma. The ripples are still happenin now.

Anyone else noticed the fans are wearing red and white stripes (insert dramatic music here)? Is this just because it is what the architect whacked up or is there a hint towards the future? Or are we just at home to Stoke in these plans?