Tokyo-Saint

I think once you start complaining about the car on an internet mongboard, it is time to get rid.

He was on Soccer AM a couple of weeks ago. I think he has a big offer in some oil rich country that is developing its football (didn't catch where). I think is is a player coach role or similar, loads of money for not much work in a noddy league. Sounds like his drive has gone and he is looking for a big pay day.

New bohemian rhapsody Luke Shaw chant?

My guess is degree.

That's where the money will go. We are yet to get a deposit back for this kind of thing.

You are double gay bear that's why you have to do wooshes dude! It is in the mods suggestions forum (I know, I didn't mean to go there either but just clicked it by mistake my iphone), said we should be recognised for being mods over here and he would like whitey to be his granddad or something.

Sorry bear, I didn't get that. Please give me an infraction (as usual send it over to dune's account) However, I think you might have to infract yourself. The standard uniform response for our reply is 'wooooooosh', to vary it too much would shake the while foundations the forum was built on. Also did you see papster nominated us for some medal or something? Also, you didn't get back to me when I mugged you off on the arts forum. If I am taking time to mug people off, I at least want a reply, hopefully an angry reply.

Bear straight question now, please give an honest answer.... Have you been doing more crack than usual recently?

Haven't really been there but Russell Brand did a feature on it once so it feels like I have. He asked the owner if he had ever made digger noises while boning. He reckoned he hadn't but I''m not buying it.

I knew that as well.

Before I answer that Jonny, let me ask you one thing.... Do you like or have an interest in diggers?

This is exactly what I said you would do.

Been there done that

Cheers, I'll look at that.

When he played against Villa it seemed he was into one touch passing and moving the ball quickly. This along with a great touch in tight spaces made it seem like he would be perfect for us. However, apart from the flick on to Lallana against QPR, it seems like he has stopped doing this. Maybe he is trying too hard and trying to take players on? He seemed much more effective when he just tried to pass the ball quickly.

hypnotist idea is good but we could just get him hypnotisted up before and let him think he has already been, then spend the money somewhere else. Hang on, what am I on about. Stag dos are probably my favourite thing in the world, **** that. Bring out the gimp.

Sounds good DPS, I'll put that one forward as well.

Don't get me wrong spudders, I am up for him getting bummed. I just don't want to get caught in the crossfire.

Sorry spuds, I did watch the video on the cheese rolling but it reminded me of deliverance. Think those country folk might bum us. I am a very attractive man you know. Idea for the boat trip though - Challenge 1 - have a w@nk in a windmill. He's going to love this.

I like the shark idea. He said he doesn't really want the normal kind of stag stuff as we have done it to death. He doesn't mind getting stiched up with idiot abroard type stuff so putting him with the sharks would fit that bill. Didn't know golfing phil was here or would be name dropping. The guy who had the stag do in Dusseldorf was the lead singer in the twang - a no longer famous band from Birmingham. Beat that Phil!

Cheers CM, I think the groom went to Dusseldorf for a stag do last year, I'll have to check that out. Was thinking of Germany as well as trains are pretty efficient. Heard there was a ferry as well along the Rhine or something. It's difficult as want to travel but without the stress of travelling getting in the way of having a good time.

Let's get it signed off then we can post a thread nominating people for roles i.e. Turkish as enforcer, Golfing Phil as Arab correspondent etc. By the way, do the mods ever look in here? I thought they came in here less than the muppet show.

I like it! I found this one http://www.ukandeuropetravel.com/canal_boat_hire_europe.shtml#faq How much did it cost roughly? It looks like it might be expensive as have lots of hidden costs, fuel, insurance etc. I am going to give myself the captains hat and start delegating immediately!

Found it mothafukers! Free style all the way http://www.eurocanals.com/Cruising/self-skipperedre.html Any others appreciated.

Found a possible problem with the barge thing - they have crews. Not really up for an Akela telling us what to do or what not to do, stopping throwing him in the canal nd stuff. Anyone know a place that lets you go free style? Maybe we could nominate a dad to drive or something. Edit - by dad I mean some semi boring member of the group, not someone's actual dad. We are not perverts.