Tokyo-Saint

calm down, calm down.

I thought that. Les "lads can you keep it down just for 10 mins while I do my first real and most important interview ever? I'm trying to reassure the fans I know what I'm doing and I'm not just a friendly looking old grandad." Groundsman "sorry les, this foundation layer of sand isn't going to lay itself ya know. Best speak up on the vid gramps. I'm reversing it in."

This thread

Save it Tosh.

We could be asking Toshack his opinion on the candidates interviewed so far.

I don't see how he could possibly take any offense from that.

Sorry bear, here you go. Mods, it's a vegetable you knobbers - no fractions for sexy veg please.

Well we can't all be Pep Guardiola.

I had a similar issue in Amsterdam. They said 30 guilders (back in the day) but after a few small detail changes, you end up paying more than twice that.

Do you play Jos Hooiveld? If so, this may be the issue.

Cheers Monk

Oh, alright then. She's over there.

Well she was a woman and she was wise. That it be. That it be.

Who's that MLG?

Yeah just trolling. I reckon it will be wing backs tonight, similar system to how we played last season. Can see Rooney playing the Jrod role and cutting inside. Press are being knobs about it saying he will be stuck out on the left.

Yeah, they are even going to play Milner at right back to make Shaw look good. Hodgson really wants him to move to a big club.

Sorry Dig Dog, was just told that he had agreed term (or his agent had at least) and someone (turns out to have been Osvaldo) was shown round in private. It is just he didn't fancy the move much. Was spot on with Wanyama though. Not even the mods can take that away from me.

Edit - sorry wrong thread. erm... cheers for the info though.

If you are asking.... I have a 50% ITK strike rate. My ITK this is not a drill exposes went viral and I was inundated with requests. Broke the Wanyama story on TMS (RIP) and the mods were so angur (sic) they deleted it. Diameo or whatever his name was let me down though. Then my mate started doing different photos of non footballer stuff and I lost ITK this is not a drill info.

You thought wrong.

I would also like to rule myself out of the running for both the Southampton and West Brom jobs.

Well done MLG

Koeman said to have enjoyed tour of the new facilities.

Look, if a grown man wants to ride an inflatable crocodile with a small child while a GILF watches, in his free time, that's his business. Let's not judge

ooooh good conspiracy work Viking, I like it. I hope he liked Stapplewood and the New Forrest breakfast we laid on for him.