Tokyo-Saint

Sauce?

If this thread is anything to go by, we should play him up front and then sell him to Newcastle for £15m. He'll eventually end up as a B grade pundit on match of the day.

Yet again I am going to fly in the face of danger, dodging infractions like Prince Naseem at his peek. It seems to have gone unmentioned here that Ronaldinho has tried to increase his already busy sex schedule by making a promotional video and putting it on the interweb for all of the world to see. This has not gone down to well with coca-cola who have ditched his $1m per year sponsorship contract blaming it on Ronnie liking a can of Pepsi before big performances and completely ignoring the knob getting his knob out on knobcam TV. For those of you too curious to resist the temptation of seeing afore mentioned video or people for the others that just like to see a knob now and again just google the following... Video masturberende voetballer Ronaldinho uitgelekt VKmag This in no way makes me gay, just interested in Brazilian football

Typical example of a player moving to a big club too early in their career and stagnating. The move to Norwich was a good idea, pity Bridge didn't do something similar early when Chelsea signed Cole (MLG - I know he signed for Fulham on loan, please don't point this out). Bale found himself on the fringes at spurs until he found his feet and reinvented himself as a winger.

What is it about estrogen that turns you into a fanny?

I usually hate the term 'LOL' but in this case I'll make an exception. LOL at MLG for taking the bait every time. Were you rejected from championship manager when you were younger only to become a star researcher for football manager?

Just keep scrolling down the page.

Oops was in a bit of a panic after seeing the end of the video and discovering I may have blown £5 on posting Japanese porn. I was heading the same way as Dog.

Just google ameri ichinose Colin. Then hit videos to see her at her place of work.

What do you reckon Bearsy, would that have gotten me a ban if I hadn't been so quick with the editing? Genuinely didn't see the end of the video until after I posted it.

Obviously not bearsy as I just got that one completely wrong! Looked like a normal interview with a slip and then ended up like you in a travel lodge. You have a PM

At the risk of going the same way as dog, has everyone heard about Shinji Kagawa's girlfriend? The press are reporting that she is a pornstar but I don't know if this is exactly true. I think she may be what's called in Japan an 'idol', which is kind of like a page three girl that might get out more than her baps now and again. Anyway, he is a footballer, she is his girlfriend, this is the muppet show section of a football forum so in the public interest, check out this interview of her. Warning - she seems to have a problem with her top not staying up. I am sure this is a complete accident but this might not be suitable for younger posters. Edit!!! It's much worse than I thought! Was heading for a real ban there. If you are interested in it just google her. Her name is ameri ichinose and by the way looks to be a real porn star. The interview started off normal apart from the top slip but ended up in a direction I've never seen Parkinson's take.

I think I might be getting one now bear, I'm just about to post a link for shinji Kagawa's girlfriend and her job leaves me in dog style danger.

Unbelievable that Charlie is still able to reel them in. Plenty of fish in the pond I guess.

My money is on you to be the next one taken in the night bear. You know too much and the establishment know you are on to them. Well, it will be you or Turkish anyway.

Having been to both Wimbledon and Fratton park this year, I can tell you there is absolutely no comparison.

Don't pretend you're on 60k

That's what I do, but I've been clapping to the beat of champagne supernova*for years and it has never seemed to fit.

How fast do we have to clap? I had trouble keeping up last year.

Woooosh

As long as it's not in London eh Turkish. In which case it's fine to moan or not take the job.

Sounds like you need the data protection act as well. Bearsy, can you adjust you letter to get a job description in as well? The man is all confused, he is probably walking round hating foreigners stealing our jobs but then hoping they are given sufficial social care to get a fair chance. Cheers mate!

It's only a matter of time before you move mate. That journey will kill you, if done every day. Each change you make. Sans another possible delay. You might also want to look at driving if possible. As you won't have to go back on yourself.

A fox hunting, xenophobic liberal? What a frightening thought!

You've changed your tune. You always quoted his stats, international caps etc whenever anyone questioned if he would be ok in the prem. What made you change your mind?