Tokyo-Saint

No, I didn't do it then. Dog?

We are winners Turkish, we don't come 2nd like Barca did this year..... hang on...... WE ARE BARCA!

SO WHAT COLOUR WAS THE CAR? Come on people, these questions are important.

Barcelona pfffht you are so last week Turkish. Haven't you heard? We are the new Montpellier.

Ah! Banged to rights.

The car, the sticker or the scratch?

So more or less a new team except Lambert and Lallana?

I did think that

Agreed, here people seem to wish for hot weather, moaning about it all the time etc. When I was out there, one of the things I really missed was a nice cool/warm summer. You can actually go out and do stuff in the sun without worrying where your next bottle of water was going to come from and your jeans sticking to your legs (people generally don't wear shorts).

I thought you were a mod not bloody Taggart!

I do. Dune, do you want to change it to 'most of know'

It doesn't count. Have you never seen when Harry met Sally?

If he hasn't blocked you yet for sensible argument, then you are not trying hard enough. B-

Next you'll be telling us Kanu is 34.

I'm back.

They train out near Heathrow I think. Was just joking anyway. I am sure QPR will want to spend big but think they will probably stick with the policy of 'Big Name' signings, not sure Jarvis would fit into that category.

So you more or less echo my thoughts but from first hand experience?

Has the bad joke thread from the muppet show been moved?

Out of interest, we have looked at police on this forum, Celtic fans on the other but has anyone every met a good estate agent or at least one that is not a total kock? I am not usually one to tar a whole group of people with the same brush but in my experience they are usually the scum of the earth.

Read my previous posts about Turkish having a tribute act.

That just shows how good he is. He can skin player that are not even in the same city as him.

Unfortunately she died in the process of accepting said vegetable.

Motspur Park, which is just off the A3.

I think there are a couple of problems with being 'friends' with coppers. The general members of the public they meet are, lets face it, scum. They are meeting the Jeremy Kyle lot day in, day out. The only decent people they tend to mix with are other coppers, therefore they easily get sucked in to the 'culture' of the job. The job become a life style for them, not like most of the rest of us who do a job and then switch off after work. This can make them seem a bit boring for the rest of us as they are less up for a laugh, generally don't muck around etc. They also (like teachers) boss people around all day. This can on occasions cause people to become arrogant. This is not true in all cases and I am sure there are plenty of exceptions to the rule but as a generalisation, I would say it is pretty true.

Was joking - Chelsea train in Cobham.