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You mean you already knew to open a window if it gets hot?

We have done a lot worse *checks notes* every single other SR manager so is be happy with him but he’d think he could do better

Back to basics a manager who knows how to get out the championship players who know the championship use the loan market well lose the arrogance Stop the bullshitting announce the five pledges

It says to limit your use of ovens but also use a fan. I’ve got a fan oven, what am I meant to do? It isn’t clear

Some guidance on how to survive this weather from the BBC thank god

Easily obtained on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour for that

She didn’t get any of his beef that night that’s for sure

If you’re going to use a pocket square then wear it properly FFS an awful combo

I don’t think there are many people who had a good word to say about him. Ironically at this time his employment of spies was a particularly tragic move

He needed to be more ruthless with his stylist that jacket is vile

He took people off this day jobs to search for his missing spoon some quite funny stuff on twitter at the time see below So many stories the guy was an unhinged narcissist. Could be charming and funny one minute and a complete bellend the next. Getting himself banned from the Corriander Lounge was a good story too

He wanted the media to buy photos produced by SFC rather than use their own they had taken. He also got the hump with some criticism in the papers. He made himself looks right cock as they started to refer to us as South Coast club and had to grovel back to them.

Pep does love a bit of CP and carries it off but Enzo has that little bit more Italian style that sets him apart.

Certainly in difficult times strong, decisive action is required. I couldn't think of a better way out of this for Parsons to release something akin to the elusive five pledges Kruger failed to deliver. This would show us that we are in better hands now than ever before. It's not about what we've done it's about what we do next.