Turkish

i'd go as far as to say it was a real statement of intent

I heard he led the West Ham players into a chant of Oi Baldie, over there What's it like to have no hair? Is it good or is it bad or is it like a brillo pad? To which all the players slapped their heads and Nuno got proper rage baited

Heard that but it cant be true, pathetic if it is.

Why did Nuno hate him so much? Even if he doesn't fancy him as a player he always seemed like the model professional.

So did we.

This is a piece of player trading genius Sell the player for 30m, get a big earner off the payroll sign them back three years later for 1m on a reduced wage 29m profit on the player, massive saving in wages Plus they gave as best part of 50m for Fernandes Maybe Rasmus does know what he's doing. Taken Wet Spam to the fucking cleaners here

and this one

this still cracks me up however many times i've seen it

This would be an incredible signing for them! Proven in the premier league, a full international, experienced in the championship and knows the North West. Good luck to Baz and Bolton.

We wont have 5 players for 2 positions. We tried to sign Dan Neil on a free at the star of the window so we aren't going to spend there as sounds like JWP is a free as well. We will only be spending more money on a centre back and seems like we want a striker so anyone else will be squad players. THB, Charles plus the sell on profits will net us about 65m this summer, we'll probably spend about 25-30 so back in with a shout of the net spend trophy 👊

We were after him years ago. He's not played much the last two years due to injuries. Would be decent if fully fit again.

If he hadn't played for us before i'm pretty sure most people would be happy with this one. Spent him entire career in the premier league with over 400 appearances, 11 England caps, 31 so got a few years left in him yet. He's pretty robust he rarely gets injured and we're signing him for the championship not the premier league, unlike Walcott and Lallana who were older and signed for the premier league.

Maybe we could revert him to his hybrid left back, come attacking midfield role that was tried a few years ago when he was a cross between Robert Carlos and Roberto Baggio.

A goal a game if you do the math

Its up there alongside Alan Bennet v Crystal Palace and Scott Marshalls first two games