Turkish

Who could forget when he boasted about he was personally taking charge of recruitment in that January window and we ended up with Orsic, Sulemana, Onochu for a cool £45m

Why would I do that? He’s an awesome guy and I can point to posts on here which say I am a supporter, if anything I’ll be meeting him and his pals for lunch which will only back up my opinions of him.

He healed their scar tissue from previous managers too bad the fans were suffering from so much anxiety they couldn’t see what was going on, their eyes decieved them, as Rasmus might say

Just a shirt fella, us Yorkshire folk are tough

it's warming up next week, only -9 at night 🫣

Im going to Boston US on sunday for a week, wish me luck 🫣

It's true, i crave attention. It's why i've started numerous threads about myself, made up stories about lunch dates with people who back up my opinion on here, exaggerated my career achievements, shared numerous personal details including my level of debt and refused benefit applications and angrily launch tirades of abuse and name calling against anyone who doesnt agree with me. It's because i want attention,

Hey Swedish Dave. Do you know Dave in Sweden?

That was funny, he seems like a really good lad who doesn’t take himself too seriously

They don’t get my vote until Pritti Patel is confirmed

He laid nothing, it’s nothing to do with managers, tactics or formations. The players have just suddenly started playing better

i like him a lot, he seems a bit nuts which is always good with a goalkeeper

on a season long loan at Roma

Must have been a sale on at Sports Direct.

Taylor Harwood Bellis looks like an electrician Jack Stephens - The guy who directs planes after they land James Ward- Prowse - Traffic Warden Ryan Manning - Barista in a crap coffee shop Tonda Eckhert - Spreadsheet geek, oh wait......