Turkish

nah they get rogered more times than a coppers radio

Good, they sound like ghastly knuckle draggers

there were and i saw one of them. They did look like that and the tiger looked like he was playing with him, but obviously playing with a 200kg Tiger is not the same as playing with a 5kg domestic cat.

How about an alternative to bigger shirts we can release a Saints branded version of Ozempic. Not only would more fans fit into regular shirts we'd also be the first club to fight obesity and type 2 diabetes, something we could add to the list of inclusive activities we run here at SFC.

They are programmed to say this. I expect they were also boasting about how amazing their away support was as well depsite seeming to spend most of the game with their arms folded stood in silence with anxious faces. They will say the same when we go down there, Fratton Park was bouncing, scummers like scared church mice, didnt make a sound etc etc.

No that tackle was a disgrace should have been a straight red

nah it was a good old fashion reducer. Bloke deserved it anyway.

hes actually meant to be quite a nice bloke, i know someone who did some work at his house and said him and his missus are nice, thick, but nice.

I saw Luke Ayling in a coffee shop on friday afternoon. He looked a right prick, socks and sliders, some weird sort of long shorts, his silly hair cut and some stupif sunglasses on. he looked a proper twat.

i had completely forgotten he existed until this post.

City have prospered from cheating. The Skates won the FA Cup and got Europe from cheating. We got bent over by the authorities, we didn't even get a single win by doing it. (yes i know it's highly likely we did it more than 3 times) We gained absolutely nothing from doing it and it cost us more than anyone could have feared. I dont get why people dont understand this.

thanks for telling us Sue!! Hope you have a good few pints 🍺

He left 16 years ago mate, and he's 53 now. Plus at 5 foot 9 probably too short for a glovesman

Yes also true, lots of games so will be an option to rotate them as well, plus Downes will inevitably get suspended at some point. Squad looks decent really, just need someone to share the load with Larin as he definitely cant do 90 minutes 3 times a week and Mumaba clearly isnt fancied by anyone.

Matsuki definitely ahead of Fellows right now, i think there is a decent player in Fellows but he seems to lack confidence at the moment, smashing shots rather than placing them is a classic sign.