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Now they consider success to be winning a computer game or justify their shit day on their sleep score

As for other postions I’d always take Cole Palmer over that Madeuke I just don’t don’t see how there is even a discussion there. Maybe it’s because I’m deluded as I love him as a player and bloke but still think there’s a place for Jack Grealish. Imagine that Argentina game no one better to give the ball To keep Hold of it and win a few free kicks up The pitch. Not a starter these days but to see a tight game out. , create a chance or hold the ball up He’s an option

I once asked Bakyro Sako if he’d ever join saints, he didn’t answer. Typical right winger

I don’t know about that. Ferdinand for me was top class, Campbell was good but not as good as he thought he was. Woodgate and King were excellent potentially better but injuries held them back from what they could have been and Terry was a proper centre half, prick of a bloke but good defender and leader. For me a decent centre back and leader is key and I don’t see anyone in that mould at all.

You’re never going to develop upper body strength tapping away on a PS controller! You really want to be that guy that can’t carry the shopping to the car and have to ask another guy to help you, whilst your missus looks at you wishing you were like him? You’re only a few years away from that.

No anger, no anger whatsoever. I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to stop your life spiralling down the plug hole with you unable to stop it. You say I have a problem with you. The problem I have with you is I see potential and i see all that potential wasted. You are becoming part of the generation that is the going to be the missing generation. Men used to go to war they used to go to boxing gyms go to the pub, play sport now they sit in room on their consoles getting fat and lazy and wonder why their life is falling apart every R1 + X skill move at a time

What did you spend that 5 million sheets you got from Us for that centre back who is currently the most expensive centre back on our books but the furthest away from the first team? Nothing weird about that. Assumed that was the windfall that would take you to the Ligue 1

First problem. You’re already going down the don’t care what I look like route. It’s a dangerous road to take. You might not but she will. Imagine in 5 years time you carry on with that attitude. You dress like Shit because you don’t care, you’ve put 2 Stone on. Suddenly she stops wanting you anywhere near her, she’s always got a headache or tired. The truth is she doesn’t want your obese, vile, scruffy body anywhere near her. Nip it in the bud NOW before it’s too late. Or itll only end one way. 2Nd problem. Your choice of downtime. It involves being shut away, on your own not engaging or developing. Down time should be out in the fresh air, or with friends doing something to build relationships or develop yourself not moving players around on a screen winning a match on a screen to give you the dopamine hit that fools you into thinking everything is fine. Does anyone care you knocked Bayern Munich out of the champions league on a computer game? You might think it’s a great achievement but the rest of the world is thinking why the fuck is this guy wasting time of this shit? 5 years from now you’ll be a fat, scruffy, lazy bloke with an unhappy marriage and a whole load of thinking about why is everything so shit. Put down the console And got out and doing something more interesting instead

I’m trying to help you. Imagine a Monday at work. What did you do this weekend? you can answer smashed a couple of workouts, played padel, spent a couple of ours learning Spanish, met some mate for a couple of pints and went for long walk and lunch, had a few bird check me out as I’m look good these days due to my workout routine or Stayed in Played call of duty and won the champions league with Maidstone on FM26 which one is better?

Did you shout into your headset to your bros? don’t be such a fucking pussy there’s loads of stuff you can do in the evening during the winter. Go to the gym, become a padel wanker, learn a language, to cook or an instrument, post on here. Gaming for anyone over 20 is tragic

It is, although it’s a long commute after doing road works all week with Big Chris in the Yeovil area

Aren’t they always. Be interested to see when he does his weekly shop. Most likely Sunday mornings at Tesco.

Talking of death penalties the Christina Pike thing is very odd

I really like Scott looks a classy player. Anderson has really come on and Rice didn’t play so that’s 3 really good options for the centre midfield behind Bellingham. As we know central defence is our Achilles heel. Weird that 20 years ago we had Terry, Ferdinand, King, Campbell, Woodgate, even Upson and Carragher probably better than anyone we’ve got there now