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He was very unlucky last season. A lot of the balls played into him were a little bit behind him or a head of him, i remember watching him thinking he looked really good when he didn't have the ball, if only we could have given him a better quality of pass. Look at his chance v Wrexham on the first game, he'd made a great run, lost his man, got into the box and then the useless winger played it a few feet behind him so his world class movement wasnt rewarded with the goal he deserved. He was also outstanding at Hull away but unfortunately when long balls are just pumped aimlessly forwarded closer to the defender then how can you expect a striker to win them? I think with better service he's going to cook, hopefully with us!

Anyone singing the mars bar on head song will be scalped to forever be reminded not to put confectionery there again

My manifesto for change at SMS #Voteturkish the Turkish Banned list as part of my FAB leadership is as follows Ill fitting jeans hoodies under Saints shirts anyone with over 22% bodyfat to be banned from drinking beer or eating inside or within a 1 mile radius of St Mary’s on a match day filming moments of the match of mobile phones Blokes taking their birds no replica shirts for anyone over the age of 14 No “can I have your shirt” placards clapping whilst singing Anyone trying to engage in “banter” that is not on the pre approved list of songs to be taken down into the stadium cells and be given a cleansing by pre selected FAB henchmen anyone quoting stats, XG or other wankerisms to be cleansed as above this list is no exhaustive but requires fans to dress, look and behave in a manor fitting of a club that is setting the standards back into football Vote Turkish for an improved match day experience

Coldplay to perform in half time show at the final. That’ll ensure the bars are full

Glasgow?

no with no fee toupee that's a great deal for them

Second free transfer we’ve fucked up absolute shambles AGAIN

Danny Ings is a free agent WE HAVE TO BRING HIM HOME

I cant see us signing him unless at least one of them leaves. We've also got Edozie and Robinson for those positions, we're not going to be spending big money on an attacking midfielder when we already have 6 of them for 3 positions.

Morocco are a a decent side and will give France a game tonight, France will probably win but think it'll be a decent game.

I can see downs getting a lot of conversions with head shots this coming series. The wide receivers getting high balls into the penalty zone for Downs to apply offensive pressure on the goal tender should lead to conversion chances. He’s one of the best Goal Convertors in North America so just wait until match day 1, let’s go Damian Downs!

details details, things to do to do things to get done, dont bother me with details tell me when they're done.

Indeed if you don’t stand for something you lose yourself to everything in looking forward to taking my postion as chair with noodles as my right hand man, we will sort it out!

im sure some people find them useful but pretty much everyone i know who own them it's a complete waste of money. My bro and sister in law have them, they also have smart watches, sheets under their bed to monitor they sleep and speed 100s a month on subscription to supplements yet are always tired, ill, or coming down with something. They dont seem to understand that drinking lager every single day and having a horrendous diet is the reason and all the gimmicks and supplements in the world aren't going to magically fix that. Im not really sure all this over analysis of your health is any good for you. Why do you want to know what your resting heart rate is 10 times a day, or how your sleep was or be reminded to stand up every hour. People are obsessed with it like its a validation as to why they feel shit, when the answer is usually not moving enough, drinking too much or having a shit diet, but people want the justifications without doing the work to fix it these days, just look at how the body positive movement for fatties has stopped now they can fix it with a jab, they didnt want to be fat, they just didnt want to do the work that they need to not to be

another gimmick snapped up by salesmens dream who think if they have every app and gadget available they're going to suddenly become fit, healthy, motivated people. They wont.