Turkish

his stats aint shit bro, he's 77 rated, Bro plays like he's on cheat mode for jumping and heading, he's gonna get bare head conversions.

I really like that, not seen the last one yet as I’m away not a best of all time though although the guy in the lead role is very good some of the Harlen Cobern series on Netflix are very good, currently midway through Runaway. His books are very good

Bet they’re involved in all the deals. All a bit convenient that we sign these players based on data, don’t actually watch them play and his brother owns a transfer site. Sounds very suspect

Which is more than our recruitment team will have done

Just the centre forward postion?

I confidently predict he will be the best Canadian player we’ve had since Jim Brennan

Super Cyle to grab a debut brace to silence his doubters

A goal every other game if you so the math

You imagine the school reunion Peter Duncan talking about filming Flash Gordon The Director of accountants talking about legal tax dodges The South American drug gang buster talking about how he caught Escobar Sog chirps up about that time a box of paper clips went missing at the CPS whilst he as on his coffee break

2 moments of absolute class in the last two games. 8 goals isn’t it this season? People are going to slag him off as today’s game seems to value stats and work rate above anything else but his contribution has been higher than Scienza and Fellows who fans love because they’re more obvious and can do no wrong.

I’m sure they’ll be plenty of offers to drive him there too so won’t even have to stump up for a cab fee

As luck would have it we've got a great goalkeeper they can have too, Russ said if he was looking for a keeper then he'd be the one he'd want.

I don’t think it’d be that bad. The ghost train where former members of the Tory party can jump out on you at any moment would be fun.

I can’t see us ever losing another game

Should have kept him, sold to soon/cheap, cheers Rasmus etc etc