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We have NEVER lost at Wembley when playing a team in the league above us

“Get a semi with Kemi” to launch the Tories housing scheme “Go Large with Farage” Nige launches his plan to grow the economy

Better than the Saints is the South range of car stickers I guess

So we need a 8 goal swing in two games. That’s lot.

Even in Millwall lost we’d still need to win our last two as their goal difference is a lot better

It’s not gone you fucking Frannies beat Ipswich we can take it to the last day it’s unlikely, it always was, but it’s not gone

Come on WBA make it go to the last day

Okay hands up I got it wrong about Taylor Swift. Downloaded a few albums been giving them a chance over the last few weeks when travelling and there are some cracking songs on there, very good lyrics and a feel good about it. I liked it a lot. I’m sure she doesn’t give a shit a bloke in his late 40s in North Yorkshire has given her the stamp of approval but I’m was pleasantly surprised. I think having a nepo baby bleating on about her whilst her parents who would buy a lump of shit of instagram influencers told them to do it put me off

Are you having a laugh? Did you watch us play under Still? bang long ball into Damien Downs or Adam Armstrong. Lose bring on a striker, winning bring on another defender. 5 at the back whatever long ball, disorganised repeat week in week out We were a shambles under Still.

Are you? Aren’t you about 60 pal?

Nerves are for virgins

My sources tell me he’s going have a SIGNIFICANT impact tomorrow. You heard it hear first

Maybe their owners liked deckchairs?

Load of bollocks we gave football to the world. That Southampton fella that took football to Brazil then we took it to Spain. If it weren’t for us football wouldn’t exist

Yeah yeah yeah keep telling yourself that whilst you play with your buckle belt