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The Box - what a load of shit

I got done doing 56 in a 50 at 2am in the morning on the M62 when there was no other car on the road. At my speed awareness course the patronising prick running the course started banging on about what would have happened if a small child had run into the road. He didn’t like my reply that more questions should be asked about how a small child is running around in the middle of a motorway at 2am in the morning than me doing 6mph over the speed limit

Yeah I thought that too, take that sort of quiet game every week

We’re going to get Middlesbrough in the play offs again aren’t we

At cheers yeah I remember now he did play quite well that day Tbf. So that’s one game in 3 seasons we can think of between us

averages a goal every 30 games as a centre back. That's a better record for us than Carillo, Damion Downs, Brearton Diaz. Imagine what that would like like if he got a chance up front, we're talking Shane Long territory.

Yep the answer is pretty obvious. Larin is 31 and isnt going to play 90 minutes 3 times a week over potentially 50+ game season, plus internationals without getting injured and fatigued. Im amazed it's even a question. The fact that we didnt sign anyone capable of adequately replacing him is the recruitment teams fault, not Cyle Larins

Middlesbrough have made more than 8,000 digs

Why? I think he's probably the best centre back we've ever had and the best to ever play in the championship.

that's a great idea, why dont the protesters wear Burkas? That'll cause a storm for many reasons

A small number of police with minor injuries treated at the scene, mixed reports on damage to vehicles with some sources saying a bus hit a bus stop rather tahn actually be hit with anything and no arrests. Seems like an overwhelmingly peaceful protest to me.

He also scored at the world cup

More delighted than he looks

We're all going to be unemployed thanks to AI soon anyway so might as well get used to it

Give him a double drop of melatonin at 10pm Saturday night, a couple of cans of monster and he'll be running around like Ben Johnson