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and he doen't take penalties either.

LOL @ all you mugs taking your birds out and buying them overpriced flowers and fatuous gifts, all because that is what you are expect to do. Do you not tell your birds that people only celebrate Valentines day because they have to not because they want to? Last Valentines day i went to West Ham v Saints, this year i might even let her out from under the stairs to cook my dinner.

No. i watched the game on a stream. I was at wigan though which was a proper away day.

Correct. it's only the ones that play for us who are guarenteed to improve, my mistake.

Glad to see you've finally realised how utterly ridiculous your claims that Saints can make the champions league because they said man would never climb Everest were. Also glad to see you've reigned yourself in and your ambitions are now finiding ourselves towards the top of the division and not on an unstoppable march to the champions league. i was starting to lose hope with your les but clearly there is some sane chromosones left in there somewhere.

You cant say things like that on here fella, the CoC will be in uproar.

i find it really strange the hype surrounding Lee. a lot on here were convinced he was some sort of footballing god who was going to set the Premier league alight based on a couple of decent games against midtable championship sides. I saw nothing then or since to convince me he is any better than championship level and before vectis says I've never liked him because he's Japanese i think Maya has been an outstanding signing.

not calling you a liar at all, just questioning how you can rate him so highly when he's only played about 5 times for us as i didn't think every championship was available on stream, clearly it is.

benteke is young and therefore hungry and guarenteed to improve.

Seaborne?

A bloke at work has got a 05 plate A4 which he's done 230k in, does about the same mileage as me. Been smashing the miles on year in year out and had only the usual maintenance costs like tyres, filters, oil changes etc. still seems to be going wrong. A bloke I work with used to be sales manager at BMW say you should easily get 150-200k out of a 3 and 5 series with no problems.

Because when he was at Espanyol he was seen dancing to YMCA in a Barcelona gay club dressed as a policeman.

Why let that get in the way of a chance to for the liberal elite to get on their soapboxes?

Even in the championship?

Frazer Richardson would definitely do a much better job on Ronaldo than Rafel.

At least they aren't stuck with a load of average players on long contracts and massive wages.

Were the Barnsley, Derby and Leeds games last season screened live in Stockholm then?

They are. They ask for an update every monday morning. The other day we had a new starter and one of the first things i was asked to tell him by my boss, who was literally picking himself up the floor laugh was about the time i started the Guly 15 minute rumour. They also love hearing about our stadium expansion plans almost as much as i like posting about them!

Why? Was she reading something interesting?

Its so much fun. I'd really look forward to monday mornings at work telling people about me doing that.

How about the brilliant song Man City sing for Yaya & Kolo Toure? We can do all the hand movements as well. Maurico, Marurico, Maurico Pochentino (waves hands in the air) Maurico, Marurico, Maurico Pochentino (wave hands downwards) and repeat.. It looks so cool, here is what we could look like singing it.

I wouldn't comment on the appearance of a saints players bird. We are all one big family and it would be like lusting after your sister in law. You sick f*cks need to have a word with yourselves and show a bit of respect.

One Maurico Pochettino there's only one Mauricio Pochettino clap clap clap clap

If they'd have kept faith in the other guy he could have done what Alex Ferguson did at Man United for them.

You should be proud of your finest hour!!! If that was me I'd watch it repeatedly, LOLing at myself time and time again at just how wacky and funny I could be. I seem to recall you bragging on here before your moment of glory about how it was all a bit laugh and you were going to have fun, well you certainly did that and you also provided us with a the second best comedy half time moment of the season after the dancing dog. Just think when people come through the drive through at your place of work wearing saints shirts you can proudly tell them you were the fat one dressed Father Christmas that missed two open goals in a half time relay. Be proud of what you've achieved, don't be ashamed of it.