Turkish

We can be cellmates if you like? Will be great, couple of old cyber villans from the mongboard under world discussing old times and reliving great posts. We'll probably be in Ford as well as you can smuggle mobile phones in there with 3G so we can get our hit of the internet and not go cold tukey.

the Mod that my Krew control will move this thread when we order them too.

Obviously taking the p*ss. Even doing nonchalant shoulder shrugs like the French do. Good work Joey.

Like i said, you all look the same. Even their slitty eyes are similar.

His post yesterday was a classic, accusing someone of having no real information to base their opinion on yet having one anyway, coming from someone who has aruged the toss in the past that we can fill a 50k stadium and make the champions league because they said man would never climb Everest or walk on the moon.

I also love it when someone says to another mongboarder "You can see why i've got him on ignore cant you" and then goes on talking their own brand of boll*cks joining in the discussion the replied to person and the one who is on ignore are having.

Pipedown Turkish, you've never left Andover.

I'm on the verge of ordering one of my Krew to take out a hit on you via PM. You have been warned. Pipedown or you'll be wacked.

Did Bruce Lee try and say something to me?

You mess with my Krew you mess with me.

I am mongboard royalty, When i speak others do.

Are you trying to mug Glasgow off and make him look like a toby in front of his mongboard mates?

In a court you need at least two witnesses to attend to testify, based on what i've heard and your statement, you can count on me to be one of them.

He had he me on ignore once but read all of my posts anyway and then apparantly took me off ignore. I like it when people announce who they have on ignore. Les Bender does it fairly often but then replies to my post when someone else quotes him, which is the height of mongboard oddity.

Are you going dressed as the Honey Monster Mikey?

It's confirmed my view on it. HTH

Are you telling me a sh*t bullier??? Are you having a go at me? I'm only a cyber bully because i'm too much of a gimp to do it in real life, i thought finally i'd found a way to be superior to everyone and now looks what's happened, i cant even do that properly, i'm useless!

This is what your linked in profile looks like, except you are fat because you eat too many noodles and drink to much saki and takeways and everyone hates you. Im certainly not Deeply Dippy 'bout the curves you got.

You slitty eyes all look the same, except that your eyes go up and Chinesesys eyes go down and Your dad looks like Mr Miagi and you think Dragons are real. So why dont you and your fake ugg boot wearing girl friend take your raw fish and your bonzi trees and your Feng Shui and f*Ck off back to where you came from. No one likes you, even Wagamumas is where pikeys that cant afford KFC go.

I am a fat, scruffy, middle aged virgin that doesnt wash. FACT.

Lets hope that they leave Prince Harry alone.

It's Stuart Ripley.

A stalking awareness campagin will be good and help the cause. I suggest a selection of "Look Who's Stalking" t-shirts and baseball caps.

Ohh look at Jackie CHan getting all saucy. I bet you walk around wearing your dragon dressing gown and have your boyfriends over to play sumo in the garden dont you.