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Oh behave yourself. They've got a striker in Gary Hooper people were wetting themselves about us signing a few months ago. Jos Hooliveld couldn't get in their team who has been a star for us to name but two. They are probably a decent championship side at the moment but with their fan base, stadium and income from English football they'll be a top half premier league club quickl y. Don't want them in our league though.

I don't know why you're all getting you knickers in a twist about, he'll live. Fans show passion and frustration at losing a game they should have won - big deal. I'd rather that than clap the opposition off the pitch and swap scarves with them like some of you wierdos would do.

Fair play to Millwall fans for showing a bit of passion for their club and anger at being robbed of a win. Wish we had fans who showed the same sort of passion.

So tell me, just who is mentioning his name in association with the England job? If you read the interview properly Redknapp says little more than Nige is a decent young manager in an interview about him and the England job. So that is the manager of Tottenham says Adkins is a good manager, hardly pleading with the FA to consider him. who else? Oh, you lot. Thats about it isn't it? Much like Adkins being linked with the Liverpool and Tottenham jobs, by who? Oh guess what, you lot again. Use a bit of commo n sense FFS. Why would a top 6 club want a manager with no top flight management experience whatsoever? Take of the Saints titted glasses, put down the giant foam hands and take a deep breath. Believe it or not but Liverpool, Tottenham, Chelsea, Man United and City and England do not want all our players. They do not want our manager. The criteria for being an England international and champions league player and manager is quite as simple as doing a good job for championship side Southampton.

Cuba is good and reasonably priced. Went there a few years ago.

A slight adapatyion on the James Lyrics... The SFC badge with the words "If you hadn't seen such riches you could live with being poor"

I really like the fish ones they are funny, original and topical. I'm sure they'd be terrified of seeing SMS packed to the rafters with signs all round saying "goodbye and thanks for the fish" alongside middle aged men dressed up as ghost busters. What with this and us all signing "we can smell you over here" what with Dave "wotsit" Kitson no doubt already sh*tting it at being singled out for abuse I'd be surprised if they make it out of the tunnel. You'll be able to feel the pure hated cascading off the terraces and it'll cement the south coast derby as one of the most volatile in world football.

He shows passion and gets stuck in which we all know is far more important than any actual playing ability. If we had a team of defenders and midfielders who get stuck in, dont mess about with it and get get it long, together with the much saught after pacy strikers who aren't lazy c*nts like Lambert and chase the ball down we would have the perfect team. If only Pearce was a Saints fan as well he'd surely be the perfect signing.

I can recommend a good sculpter. Can I be on the statue committee with Dave Ford please?

Never mind all that, what fancy dress are we all wearing?

Which I believe is the position he played in Italy.

I loved Wiagos enthusiasm I just didn't think he was that great at all just an average L1 striker he certainly wouldn't get in the team now.

Going Underground - the jam Heaven knows I'm miserable now - the smiths

Spot on Ron. Saints fans used to appreciate skill these days it seems most love headless chickens who run around a lot. See the hero worship of Antonio, Waigo, De Ridder. See the grief Lambert got last season a fat, lazy c*nt whose legs had gone apparently "chase it Lambert you lazy c*nt" was often heard from the mong behind me.

So all those saying saints fans are racist that don't rate Guly how do you explain the hero worship Antonio and Papa Waigo Got despite neither being very good?

Im not wound up into a puffy rage. I'm all for tourist fans coming to SMS and welcome them With open arms, or bow in their case to acknowledge their culture. It's great to see that they researched the club fan culture before coming as well so they fitted right in with the rest of the stand they were in. I applaud them for their efforts and look forward to their return.

Yeah because he was awful in his first season here under Pardew wasn't he.

Why do I get the feeling that the expression "saints fit" is going to be the new irritating adjective of choice for the discerning Internet mongboarder?

Another example of foreign labour taking the jobs of good, honest, hard working Brits.

I wouldn't want to either!

I wouldn't want to either!

To be honest I thought they fitted right in with the majority of those around them.

Oh to look like the bloke who shot Daniel Craig in Layer Cake.

Yes I have met him. It amuses me how he positions himself as the voice of the Club when he's little more than Corteses tea boy.

I love Cortese, I don't like Sibleys sense of self importance. He's a little boy with to high an opinion of himself. The official sites saintandy666 if you will.