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Exactly. i might start this thead - Frank Ribery - If he was available for a knock down £7m and was within our wage bracket, £40k a week, shall we sign him?

Ha Ha! I remember ringing up teamtalk when i was at work and they had announced on there that he had signed for us, then the next day he signed for Boro!

Anyway back on topic. No, not if we are getting Ramirez and this fella from Young Boys.

Thanks for that Mike.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is great news! We need a few players on drink driving bans to give us credibility as a proper premier league club. If we can clinch the signings of a couple of useless foreigners for £5m+ on £50k a week or more and make the Sun on Sunday with a spit roast allegation story we are certain to stay up.

get them both on the bus FFS

If we can snap up Sean Davis from Bolton that wouldn't do any harm either.

DPS- dont you have a mate thats been to see him loads of times this season that can give us his opinion? Like you have with all our other targets..

the other problem with retraining is the low wage you'll inveitable have to endure when you do get a job. It's all very well all the "follow your dreams" nonsense but you also have to earn a reasonable amount to have any decent standard of living in this country. No ones going to pay you any decent amount of money when it's your first job in that field and you're still learning. Personally i'd rather have a job i didn't like that enabled me to have a decent life style rather than one i loved but meant i had to live in a council flat and couldnt pay the bills. Work is a means to an end. And enjoy your job is also down to mindset. If your constantly dreaming of what might have been and whinging about how sh*t it is then you wont enjoy it.

Jos was a gamble. A last minute panic buy after we'd missed out on all our other targets. Luckily for us it worked but it could have gone horribly wrong. We dont want to be in that situation again.

Not DPS, he'd still be here as he only deals in FACTS and if anyone disagrees he'll slit their throat. (in a cyber sense of course)

Dont be paranoid Dave. Just because you've leaped to the top of the nominations for most pointless thread of the year.

And also the mileage allowance the tax man allows gives you a very nice little bonus every year if you are aware of it and claim it.

Great. So a thread on a saints forum about a player that has been frozen out at Spurs. Fascinating stuff.

So he plays on the left and he plays on the right. Is he comparable, perhaps favourably, with another player from the same continent as he, who plays for a club that has several connections with Southampton?

Just what was missing, a thread about Tommy Fourpast!

It seems like they've decided to have a clamp down now the renewals are all in and they've got their curry.

What's this about your infraction points for racism Timothy?! You're no better than Dune.

I heart hearing about my ex classmates kids. Two In particular are experts at updating every five minutes with fascinating stories about how their 3 year old has just fallen over, their 5 year old won't stop crying and between them are making sooooooo much mess, LOL. Th highlight of the day though is when I share their sheer delight at the post 7pm updates - "washing up done, kids in bed, time for WINE!!!!!!" I think one of them must also now be a single mum and recently been dumped as she is quite fat and always posting pictures up about how real men respect women and not to care about people that treat you bad. I really don't understand how any man couldnt respect someone with some much wit and charisma.

Once again runs away having failed to answer questions or make points. Goodbye Mr Wrong.

So do we all agree tha MLG is wrong then? It seems so.

Try. Because it's not just me that isn't getting it. I think you need to. You dont want to be stuck with this tag do you?

We know that there is an awful lot of hard working going on behind the scenes. All credit to the chairman and to the recruitment team for pushing this deal through and making it possible to bring this fantastic football player into this amazing club. We've got unbelievable supporters who are really going to enjoy seeing him play for us. Listen; We've just got to get his Saints fit now and ones he's there and got over the little situations he's got going on he'll be fully on the bus.

Perhaps you could clarify for us that dont understand.

Yep. I'm going to buy you one of these for christmas. http://teesbox.com/mr-wrong-funny-tshirt.html