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To be fair women do make the best secretaries.

He's been coaching them for a year and they've finally won a match and he's amazed at how talented they are??!! The future of female football in this country is clearly in safe hands.

The TV Docudramas Footballers Wives and Dream Team proved there is a role for women in football. The physio on Football Wives was a women who despite being very attractive only sh*gged one player and there was also a woman agent who was a lesbian, proof that football is not only not sexist it isn't homophobic either. IN Dream Team Linda Block was a very successful chairwomen before being shafted by (in more ways than one) Prashant Duttanti (see football isn't racist either). All credit to her for licking her wounds and opening up a textiles business on Coronation Street proving skills learnt in football are transferable to other indutries as well.

Why not Jamie? It's that sort of attitude Gabby (football presenter and daughter of ex international player and manager) Logan is refering to in her article.

What is everyones thoughts on this one then? According to Gabby Logan sexism in football is shocking and Lawrie Sanchez think there will be a female manager within the next ten years. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17598719 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17604014

Do you question your teachers Andy?

Sorry officer.

Risky though. If you'd bet on Man U to win every time this season for example you'd have won 24 out of 31 times. You might not win as much as a one off big outsider but you'll definitely be up over the course of a season. I know a bloke who has a pretty decent extra income from backing big favourite. Sticking a 500 sheets on every week for United, City or whoever to Win. £200-£250 up most weeks. Of course you've to be able to affors to lose the £500 in the first place mind....

Gambling on sport can be a quick winner. Always back the favourite. Your returns won't be massive but you're guaranteed to win far more than you lose and be well up over the season if you dont get greedy.

Potentially yes, i'll let you know by the weekend.

Driving is best mate, that's what i'm doing, took about 2 1/2 hours last season. The train is a ball ache, think it's at least 2 stops. Mind you, you'll be glad not to have to be back to catch a train when we are celebrating promotion on the pitch there.

the FIU gets funding from HQ. We at Southampton have the honour of our very own Football Banning Orders Specialist, who i am sure dreamt of that job as a child. If he has no one to ban or keeps tabs on he is out of job as will a lot of the OB who will be moved to doing some real police work instead of taking people to court and banning people for aggressive gesturing. We need a few incidents a season and a few bans to keep these chaps in employment so next time you see someone kicking off at football dont condem them, just remember they are keeping our boys in blue employed and doing them a favour.

Not as yet sadly, i'm waiting for the "i'm defined by my avatar on an internet mong board" edition. Maybe you could acompany me, i'm sure Jeremy shrink would make some interesting comments about you.

I agree with this. I've noticed that the thickest people on Jeremy Kyle tend to have the strongest accents which in definite evidence.

Unless its a women in which case a plummy accent just makes you want to ruin her.

It'll also be dictated by the total lack of originality and ability to sing any song that doesn't involve clapping like a coked up seal. This will mean we'll end up with the usuals such as OWTSGMI at 10000mph, When i was just a little boy, come on you reds and probably the hilarious "we can smell you over here" & "you're sh*t and you smell of fish" to really get under their skin.

Damn, i didn't think people would notice it was drag.

Well spotted all of you. It was a test thread to see how vigilant the mods are. Epic fail. Luckily we have the forum equivalent of special OB to police the site in their absence.

Payment was taken automatically a month ago sir. I was stood at the front in line with the penalty spot so had a great view of Billys penalty and the fans in red gimp suits.

in terms of what's at stake anyway. Win and we are within touching distance of promotion and Pompey are virtually down, lose and it could f*ck up promotion if other results go against us and give them a great chance of survival. 84 will go down in history as the biggest one but in reality this has more riding on it and with all the advantages Saints have to lose it would be unthinkable.

Ive sat there a few times, i think they're pretty decent. In a geeky sort of way it's quite interesting watching the benches as well whilst the game is going on.

I am amazed. I honestly thought you were a 22 year old girl.

I was embarrassed by some of the ridiculous fancy dress. Red and white Mohican wigs, masks, fake beards and the worst of the lot the red gimp suits were out in force.

Ill kick us off.... I'm on the top of the world I'm looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find Is the love I've found ever since you've been around and it's put me at the top of the world.

Of course anyone is welcome to support Saints! Anyone who is white, male, Southern English, 16-50, earns more than £28k, wel l dressed, 8-18% body fat, can handle their beer, sings songs at the right speed, doesnt wear football shirts or silly fancy dress and, is not mental and wierd and doesn't eat at half time. Anyone like this is more than welcome. This list is not exhaustive so letd stick to the rule people and give us a fanbase that is the envy of the world!