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Griffo gets the job of head Ultra at SMS. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie-en-0459a0a45523ce0b9be176d90787cc3a.html

Get a grip FFs. It was a derby, anything can happen.

Well said fella.

It seems looking at the match day threads you often fall into the "can't make it, got something else to do" category, one mans "can't make it got something else to do" might be another mans "can't be arsed" of course......

Why's that? Chris De Burgh concert to pay for?

Reading have taken the full 3,200 allocation. MLG uses a 32k crowd for a televised game v Bolton midweek in 2002 or something as evidence of why we need to expand. It happened, we did sell out. But that wasn't the best Saints team people have ever seen playing in a title and promotion decider so hardly apples with apples.

It would be impossible to do a worse job.

I love it how upset people get about attendances Maybe it's me and I'm not getting something. Some fans on here not long ago were claiming this is the best side we've ever had, playing the best football they've ever seen and how great it is to be a Saints fan right now. Some fans are claiming we need a bigger stadium. There are two games left this season and this is 1st v 2nd, its a local derby, we could effectively seal promotion on Friday. Under those circumstance I can't think of a single reason why this won't sell out or why "fans" wouldnt want to be there. In fact we sh ould have sold out weeks ago and be turning people away in their droves yet all I get when mentioning it are snidy comments about thinking I'm a better fan than someone else. It's hilarious how so many think it's such a great time to be a Saints fan yet can't be arsed to go to games, even massive ones like this.

I don't think I could cope with the wit and banter, so I'll stick to my original plans thanks.

Dont be so utterly ridiculous.

I can't read and I cant write but that dont really matter Coz I come from Southampton and I can drive a tractor I can plough and milk a cow and drink a great big mower But the thing that I love best is being a strawberry grower Ohhh ahhhh ohhhh ahhh you should be a Southerner. Sung by floppy haired dins at the back of the Mlton in the early 90s clearly not realising it was actually taking the p*ss out of themselves.

Hopefully Gorkss, Harte or Kebe.

I didn't say that's how I define them. I said I don't understand how any proper fan wouldn't be there. That is not the same thing at all.

So what's your point then?

Are you going Friday?

Bugger. I knew I'd forgot something! Funnily enough some people used the weather as an excuse, errr I mean reason, not to go earlier in the season.

Far from it. This isn't a p*ssing contest as to who is the biggest fan, I fail to understand how any proper fan would not do anything to be there, it's a massive game.

We've won it one time, we've won it one time, the johnstones Paint Trophy, we've won it one time.

If we don't sell out for this one it'll be an utter disgrace and our stay aways should be ashamed of themselves. We should have sold out weeks ago. Relatively local derby, 1st v 2nd, 2nd last home game of the season, every chance we will be promoted before the next home game and a win will or only as good as send us up but possibly seal the title as well. I await everyone saying how difficult it is on a Friday night, there a road works on Hill Lane, there are engineering works on the trains,, just got our new council tax bill, holidays to pay for, went to Palace, Easter is expensive, surprise aunties birthday parties and whatever excuse people have.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine From a place quite at away, came a man with a square shaped head And he played in our defence, and his name is Hooliveld jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head! A f*cking square shaped head, Jos Hooliveld has got a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head, a f*cking square shaped head.

Remember the Saintettes? There was always one little tubby girl who couldn't quite keep up with the rest.

I dont feel you're fully embracing multicutrualism on the terraces somehow mate.

"You'll never make the station"

That's catchy.

nah, thats This Charming Man.