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What does Barry do? He doesn't tackle anywhere near as well as Parker, he doesn't retain the ball particularly well, he never breaks forward, he never scores (i know hes a defensive midfielder) he just, well there. It's a joke he's there and Carrick is at home who is a far better player. Same with Milner, playing wide right, rarely beats a man, not great at crossing or passing, another one who's just there without really offering much. Jones suffers from the media frenzy that any breaking through talented, young English player is automatically going to become world class. Even if their ability is far less than their hype.

Heres another one. Gareth Barry, just don't understand what the fuss is about.

Nah, was only one footed. He'd have got booked without doubt but not sent off.

Of course, yes. I don't know what I'm talking about and just did a google search. I'm also a fan of New Zeland Malborough whites. Tend to drink reds in the winter and whites in the summer. Usually I agree on Chilean but had a dodgy one last night Valle Central Shiraz carbent Sauvignon. Or at least that's what google told me.

We could really do with a fan on the board to act as club spokesman and update us on those all important things going on at this time of the year, such as how the barcode scanner install is going, how the memorabilia sale went today, where the players have gone on holiday and how many gnomes we've sold so far this summer.

Whatever you say. I'm currently drinking a very nice Alberino (that's Spanish white). We regularly order cases of wine from a vineyard in Italy called Fattoria la Vialla, we've ordered the Sangiovese (that's italian red) and the nuberosa regularly. Just saying like, because obviously I'd have no idea what a chateaux Lafleur was, if you weren't around to tell me.

Is it just me that just doesn't get it with James Milner?

Plans have been put submittteed for Saints to xpand their stadium!!! http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Saints-plan-2000-more-seats-23052012.htm?

Why do they think West Ham and Reading have a budget of £10m more than us?

:lol: With a double scoop of !!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for clarifying.

That'll definitely scare them off and put an end to any interest in Shaw!!

Apologies, those additional 12 games in league two make all the difference, he well deserves his England call up now. I also agree on on you with the "Kelvin for England" brigade. If anyone really thinks that they are mental.

That is a huge ask with Ben Haim still around. Our turnover was around £10m in league on I believe, they will get smaller crowds so will undoubtedly be lower. As he's rumoured to be on anything between £35-£50k if they can't get shot of him his wages are 20% or turnover alone.

We are doing it the Southampton way, how many time FFS? They have all got it wrong, we have got it right.

This has to be our priority this summer. It's a disgrace how long it takes to get food and drink inside St Mary's. We're paying premier league prices now so want premier league service and premier league refreshments.

No he hasn't. He's played the grand total of 12 professional matches in his career, all of them in league 2 whilst on loan at Cheltenham. Obviously the natural choice for an international call up.

I agree with you there. At Fratton Park of course.

Why?

Im not pretending to be ITK but was told and if it's what I think it looks like then it decent.

Southampton. The most deluded fans in the country. One year out of league one and on about champions league football FFs. Averaged 26k last year and only sold out a handful of times in the last 7 years and they reckon they need a 45k stadium. Some of their fans think they are bigger than Everton despite being 2 leagues below them last year and have only ever won one trophy! Apparantly they've got this wonder chairman who the fans hero worship who is going to turn them from a middle sized premier lewgue club into the English Barcelona! If ever a set of fans needed a reality check it's some of theirs.

Nah, I reckon it's decent. I'm not a massive fan of stripes to be honest. The sash and the red on with white and black bits on the shoulder From 1985 were the best kits we've have since the Keegan kit. What do they both have in common? Neither stripes. Not that I particularly care mind.

The one that has just left Villa looks decent, Guzan. Available for nothing as well. Tall, at 27 just coming into his prime. Ideal to compete with KD This season with a view to long term successor. Although worryingly he started his career at South Carolina Game cocks.

I met a bloke on holiday last year who supported Norwich AND Chelsea. When Norwich were relegated with us in 2005 he decided he needed a premier league team to support so chose Chelsea. I just find this sort of behaviour weird.

True. And as mock up makers go, you're the bestest one on the Innnernezzzz.