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To be honest mate you'll probably only need it for the Coventry game as by August it'll be so 11/12 season. I'll have the "Premier League, we're having a laff" ones ready by then for the new season. I'm also considering doing a discounted bundle offering of a foam hand + a "cortese, Wooo wooo" season ticket holder and lanyard. The cool way to carry your new bar code scanner readable season ticket for the fashion concious supporter.

Good timing, got a job lot of foam hands with "going up" written on the index finger coming in in time for the Coventry game, it's my dream to turn SMS into a sea of foam hands. Drop me a PM if you want to preorder them.

I agree, no way should anyone have signed England international and footballer of the year Scott Parker. I bet NEwcastle are also regretting signing Ba. Shocking business.

So actually not out of his depth at all and more than good enough against most of the division, but not quite up to it against the best team in the division. What more can you expect from a Championship side squad player?

Shall we do a sweepstake on the first person to post that we are taking too long making signings during the summer? I reackon it'll be within two weeks of the season finishing.

Utter sh*te. How can we be trying to sign a player without knowing which division we or his current club are going to be in ffs.

Ipswich won the UEFA cup when it was worth winning, Villa won the old Europan cup. Sunderland are one of the best supported teams in the country, none of them are boring FFS. Sheffield United, now that is a dull club. Crystal Palace, a bit of a nothing club.

If we can't get 6 points from a badly out of form Peterborough who have nothing to play for and Coventry who have only won once away all season we deserve to be in the play offs.

As I said in another post, it's easy to be a great defender when your team dominates possession and you're comfortably winning At times this season he's struggled and seems to suffer from lapses In concentration. Our defence is great when we are being flat track bullies and dominating teams at home but when put under pressure we often concede. I genuinely cannot remember us grinding out a win this Due to an outstanding defensive display like Reading have done. Most of our clean sheets have come in games where we've won 2 or 3 nil, not many 1-0 wins. Which suggests as individuals and as a unit our defence isn't as good as some seem to believe it is.

Dont think so? Isn't the whole thing about it that he was a one club man as player, manager and director? I stand to be corrected though.

Nick Holmes and Ted Bates would be 2. Benali and Dodd both had loan spells which would rule them out.

It wouldnt be that either.

I think you need to check your history fella.

OMG OMG OMG!! I was just in a shop and what song should come on but Yazz, the only Way is UP!!

I was waiting for a lift in West Quay yesterday and a women stood next to me dressed in a red jacket and skirt and a white blouse. We both got into the lift. The lift was GOING UP. Surely this is a sign?

/\ what exactly is genuine pace? Although I agree with a lot of what you say, I just don't think he's very good.

On another note I've just seen West Hams goals. Absolutely comedy defending from the gay boys. That bubble machine Weat Ham have is embarrassing.

I love all our players Ade, you know that!! They were both crap on Friday though.

You forgot Fox and Hammond.

Maybe you should. Over 3 pages there have been some very good posts, some of the best I've seen on here for a while. So clearly not everyone seems to think its a "mong thread"

Why is it?

Who said they had to be married? It's you that keeps banging on about how great it is just to live together. Obviously there will always be cases, such as where abuse and violence mean couples shouldn't stay together, yet you agree it's best for the child in general if they do. Thanks for pointing out children will be happier in a happy household. BTF - giving lessons in the bleeding obvious.

How is the courtesy of asking a father for his approval to marry his daughter hype? For many fathers their daughters wedding is one of the most important and proud days In their lives. It certainly was for my FIL.

Oh dear, not getting it are you. Having observed my friends children some of which are still together and some of them aren't, I can honestly say the children with the parents who are together are happier than the ones that aren't. In fact a good friend of mine only keeps their marriage together because when they split up for a while the little boy was very unhappy, despite how they feel about each other the happiness of their child is the priority. All very Victorian I know but it seems to be the case in my experience.