Turkish

Ill probably catch the highlights on the football league show if I can stay up that late. The missus likes cooking programmes on sky, you've been framed and x factor on a Saturday night and it's too much hassle to argue with her about it. I might listen to it if I can be bothered to tune in the radio or turn on my lap top. It's all a bit of an effort to be honest.

It is indeed. The theme is normal people. Most of our fan base will struggle with this one I fear.

Just prod your erect cock Into her back when you get into bed, tap on the shoulder, roll her onto her front and pound away, job done and as only needs to be semiconscious.

You should have gone to York or Harrogate. Harrogate is a nice town full of posh northern birds with a bit of cash and decent pubs and bars, my sort of place. York is just a good place.

Nothing. Although if I was doing something else I could say I'd sacrificed seeing Saints to be there.

She was actually quite fit which surprised me for two reasons, that she was from Coventry and that i manged to pull a fitty when i was smashed.

I went to Corfu in 1997 and pulled a bird from Coventry, it's fair to say i've already been in their end.

Great film. Really pleased the prequal is coming out.

There were a lot of elderly people and middle aged drips around me at Peterborough so it isn't rubbish.

Quick and economical is the way forward, especially when you do 35k a year.

You need to get a new motor, i get 600 miles out of a tank in mine.

Just be yourself fella, you dont need to do anything else to stand out from the crowd as a helmet.

We'll he said £60 for petrol. Calll it £100 so £25 each then. job done, still only need £60.

£30 for a ticket, take a packed lunch, car share 4 x £15 each. You'll need £50 tops.

I just stick the Saints shirt over my fake Stone Island hoodie. It's a cunning trick to slip the OB and make them think i am a fat shirter.

Is a good look, yes?

Like a few said, it might be our biggest game in years but it isnt worth the hassle.

The Irish bird and the blonde one are quite fit.

Football did exist before the premiership you know. For that reason, i will not be answering.

Ahh, so there are one or two. I like McDermot and all the ones on here whinging about him being disrepectful are hysterical tarts. 15 wins out of 17 and 4 points against us say you have been by far the best team, certainly since christmas anyway.

Something happened in 1976 i think.

We will never be anymore than forum friends i'm afraid. For you there is no hope no harm, just another false alarm.

What end are you going in when you play Chelsea next season?

Maybe but what about your own self awareness and standards? Personally i subscribe to the Italian way of doing things la Bella Figura. Those that dress and act like a bulb need not apply.

are you saying This Charming Man, Sour Mash and Griffo are a Turkish tribute act??