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£6 or £15 to use the priority toilets. Same price for priority queuing for beers and food and priority exit gate as well. Will also solve the problem of people going downstairs on 40 for a p*ss and leaving on 85 minutes to beat the traffic. I sense marketing campaign. Add the priority bundle to your ticket price to avoid queues for toilets, refreshments and exits and ensure you never miss a minute of the game because you're stuck in a queue. All for the amazing discounted price of only £32 on top of your match ticket. SFC - not being sheep.

Oh god can you imagine!! He'd get the stick Guly gets x 1000 as apparently he's a lazy unless c*nt.

Good call. Additional charges for giant foam hands, jester hats and wigs. They take up More space so these people should expect to pay more. Easyjet structure me up.

I have to say I'm loving the Easyjet price model. Its perfect for football stadiums.Maybe it could work something like this £15 gets you access into the stadium. Yo can only stand in the concourse though To see the pitch it's an extra £7 For a seat for the first half it's an extra £12 For a seat for the whole game an extra £20 To sit next to a friend an extra £25 Sounds perfect to me.

This can't be true mate. Sunderland have the 4th biggest stadium in the country with a capacity of 49k I think. Using MLGs arguement that the size of stadium is in direct correlation to league position Sunderland should finish 4th EVERY season. Add to this that no club has any problem filling their new, bigger stadiums then something is definitely wrong. Build it and they will come. Expand, expand, expand.

Somethng about Build it and they will come.

And talks far more sense.

Obviously the Alex in town or the Saint in Millbrook FFS

Are you trying to suggest they all look the same super dooper Mikey?

/\ do much for building a squad slowly then. FWIW I'd give a Kelvin a season in top flight. He desreves it or the loyalty he's shown to us.

I'm just sorting the buyers From the spires,the needy from the greedy and those that trust me from those that dont.

Rodriguez could fit the bill, I also like Emnes at Boro. Good player. Mitch is a good call, also rate Ohara.

Indeed. Chelsea only got 13k in 1982 and look at them go now. We should just build a 100k stadium. We'd win the champions league every season if only we had a stadium of that size.

If you care to check my history on this subject then you'll see I've always said if we sell out for a couple of seasons turn thousands away every week and have a waiting list for season ticket holders then expansion will be needed. *inserts gay emoticon *

No need to expand. No need to expand. No need to expand. Yet.

Brilliant.

BUT BUT BUT look at Sunderland!!! they are what we should model ourselves on!!!! Look at their season ticket holders in 1995!!! Look at their attendances!!! Oh we have. no need to expand.

Apologies. I just assumed you'd be jumping on that bandwagon with Wes Ender. I thought this was one of the "sensible arguments" he was referring too.

And when we sell them out again then we can look at more. Why do we need more when we can only sell half of what we've got?

We filled around 17-20 corporate boxes this season. We stumbled to sell them for Pompey. We havent yet sold them all for Coventry. W do we need more?

So let's take our top attendance in the last 10 years in th championship of 26k and Sunderlands in the same league over the same period of 31k. Sunderland highest is 17% higher than ours. Sunderlands average attendance this season in the premier league is 38k. Using the same ratio that our attendance will be 17% less than theirs our average will be 31,540 in the premier league. No need to expand. No look at Sunderland and what they are doing. No need to expand. Their attendances and our attendances follow the same pattern. No need to expand. No need to expand. Thanks for proving my point. No need to expand.

No. Why would I? If I started coming out with that sort of sh*t people would think I was a c*nt. it works for Nige, trying to be like Nige is the behaviour of a helmet.

Brian McDermott seems to be having problems turning him into this world beater some of our fans think he is, despite being able to turn an average Reading team into a promotion winning one. 2 years after Apparantly setting the world alight for us in league one, where is this 20 year old starlett? Oh, back in league one. Coincidence or not?

Build it and they will come. Look at Sunderland in 1995. Supply and demand. Let's reduce ticket prices. Let's do kids for a quid. It'll be cheaper to expand now than when Lowe was here. We got 31k for a home game with Bolton once so we need to expand. We can give more tickets to away fans. Something about Reading mentioning once they are doing something sometime maybe, possibly in the future. The collective logic of our Internet geniuses. And people wonder why it's referred to as an Internet mong board.