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My sole raison d'être Timothy is to be popular on Internet forums.

Readings tickets went on general sale today, there were queues round the stadium. I had no idea there were so many Chelsea fans living in the area who can't be arsed to go to Stamford Bridge. I work in Reading and up until about March I was aware of about 3 Reading fans, but the time they played us there were dozens of the f*ckers, people who had been talking about Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs were now suddenly Reading fans.

You know what I find sad? The ones who take Internet forums so seriously they feel the need to attempt to correct every bit of banter and p*ss taking. Or the ones who thump their keyboards in anger, Veins popping out of their temples as they angrily tell someone just what they think of them, people like stu whats his name, who until today had never even registered on my radar, much like yourself until a couple of moths ago Timothy.

Are you getting one? Or will you be wearing your Chris De Burgh t-shirts all summer?

Time of the month?

Which is sadder?the ones getting excited about it, or the ones claiming to be ITK about it?

Indeed it is, "johnno Quick" is one step up from "genuine pace" which in itself is far superior to just normal pace.

Shame it didn't flatline a month earlier and we wouldn't had to have out up with last seasons ones.

What are you on about?

Not red and white stripes then........ Come on, do some mock ups, I know you're dying to.

Have you got a Cortese tattoo on your face as well then?

I'm treating mine to a week in Kos next week.

I've just bought a pair of superga's. Very nice, comfortable and good with jeans or shorts.

Is it plain red with thin white pinstripes?

That pretty much sums up my view as well.

Isn't that the point of pregnancy? We wouldnt survive for very long naked in the freezing north Atlantic for very long, environment is relatively irrelevant. There is life, it has working organs and if it stopped it wouldn't survive.

5 minutes each of attack v defence. Each team chooses 5 players, the defending team must include a goal keeper. The game is played entirely in the defending teams third. No offsides, just five minutes of both teams going for for it. Whoever scores most goals in that time wins, if it's still a draw repeat again but with one less defender and keep doing this until there is a winner.

So it's alive then, yes? If it stopped it wouldn't survive.

It's still alive though. It has working organs which are essential to life.

Yeah i know and i knew some smart arse would say that, but when you're heart beat stops you are suffering clincal death. You also cannot survive without a beating heart, which is why i believe that life begins when it starts to beat.

When the baby has a heart beat, which science has proven is at around 5 weeks. At that point it has live, working organs. In the same way that you are clinically dead when your heart stops.

I am very anti abortion, especially when the person is in a relationship or has had "an accident". However, in certain circumstances I can understand them, rape being one, or if the child or mother wouldnt survive or be seriously injured by childbirth or if the child would be born with a serious illness which would mean they have a poor quality of life. At the end of the day although it's an unborn child abortion is taking a life and should only be allowed in exceptional circumstances.

Mango is good. The Mexican place oppposite is decent as well.

So when do you think life begins Andy? Up until what point does someone have the choice if their child deserves to live or not?

It's interesting you claim to agree with the sanctity of life yet also believe a women has the rIght to choose an abortion, to choose to end the life of their unborn child.