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I cant wait for the kit launch and the endless moans about how **** it is, even though everyone (i wont be one of them mind) will buy one and two months into the season people will actually like it.

Bet all those women are social workers and so on, you know equal oportunities and see you as a bit of a project, they want to see if despite everything you are actually normal. Its more curiosity than anything, plus bringing a ginger to their parents house is like a statement of rebellion, they'll soon grow out of it.

You dont have to worry about him ****ging your wife too, you might let him, but obviously she wouldn't want too. Everyones a winner.

Damn, i had you down for the first game of the season against Steve Bull, you were obviously a massive underdog but when there is food at stake for a fatty weight advatange goes out of the window and it's all about who wants it more, obviously. What would be almost amusing as that it to use those large inflatable balls they use to kick the ball to the goal from the half way line, but get a couple of midgets doing it instead, only trouble is they might need more than the 15 minutes break to get their little legs from the half way line to the goal line.

Dont try to compare your love life with mine, a ginger will never pull as many women as a normal bloke.

For half time entertainment we should maybe find the two biggest fatties in the ground and let them fight it out in the centre circle for one burger or hot dog. That would be great entertainment watching the vile, unhealthy, grotesquley obese go at it hammer and tonge for ten minutes. If after this time period minutes they are both still alive and haven't died of heart attacks, the crowd simply decide who wins by cheering the loudest. It'd be great entertainment, plus the fat f*****s would burn a few calories off doing it.

**** me this is getting boring.

But we did get Alan Bennett and we also had 15 midfielders. If we had signed some centre backs during the summer Bennet may never have played for us.

Do you think that was the reason, or do you think it is more players, managers, agents chairmen etc are on holiday during most of may and June, and transfer deals dont just happen as quickly and easily as they do on championship manager?

Nicole Kidman was a personal favourite token ginger for masterbation fuel as a kid. These days i stay well clear though. To much to lose by being seen with one.

Always off target though, he's always ****ed, allegedly.

Have you been listening to Sepp Blatter again?

You got one then. So what are you bleating about?

Lee Hughes, another ginger c***. The evidence not to sign any of them is overwhelming.

Lee Hughes wont, he's ginger and yet another one that is a c***

It was too.

We've got a fair proportion of those already.

Now would we want to stay with the sash design after this coming season or go back to stripes? i'd be quite happy to stay with the sash personally.

Never heard of him?!!! FFS you obviously know nothing about football.

How about introducing half burgers? If you cant afford a full one you can buy half of one for £2 with no installments. Or as someone mentioned on the season ticket thread a deal whereyou buy a season ticket but get refunded if you dont go to all games a similar deal whereby you buy your burger and if you dont eat it all you get refunded for the bit you haven't eaten. They should also enable us to preorder beer and burgers by phone or online at a surcharge of £3 an order to reduce queuing at half time and ensure everyones greedy little faces are filled and can get back up in time for the second half.

Agreed, let one in and we'd soon have a team of them. Prevention is better than cure.

spot on.

Says the girl who thinks Alexi Lallas is a top player, typical woman, knows nothing about football.

and sells kebabs, looking at your gut you are probably my best customer.