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it would but it'd be sung so quickly and badly it'd sound sh*t and people would only remember the first line at the last two and clap over the top.

now these are some proper songs and you lot struggle to sing anything longer than 3 lines properly. Imagine some of these sung at 10000 MPH with clapping like a seal on speed like you lot do. http://www.113.d2g.com/orange-pages/grs_lyrics.htm

here we go again, how many players are we going to see over the next month or so....

I do remember the 'reason' given for a couple of poor results were that the players were jaded after the previous game, seemed that some couldn't play properly for two games a week.

For once Serge, we actually agree on something.

I did the bleep test once, about 5 years ago, bloody hard, i'd like to do one a week as it's a great way to keep a track on your fitness.

get um on the good old beep test, that'll seperate the men from the boys.

Congratulations on your choice of wife, obviously learnt from past mistakes and married a proper women. Other posters on here look and learn.

I admire your sentiments and you have achieved considerable success in putting her off for life, i just wonder if this same result could have been achieved without having to endure her at a game, although you did get to kick her and pretend it was an accident, so that is some sort of recompense.

£15m of it unpaid tax, my money, your money, our money. They continued to spend, keep players earning £80k a week and offering players they could not afford new contracts. Admin was the same end product, but at least we tryed everything possible to avoid it.

why? Is he better than Fonte, Martin, Jaidi and Seaborne?

Agreed, also sleeveless t-shirts, why??

i thought this post was about the NIgel Adkins prefered choice of pre match music.

no, i dont know.

I seem to remember a certain Martin O'Neill who people were wetting themselves over was fairly low profile when Leicester appointed him after a couple of seasons at Wycombe and 6 months at Norwich, didn't do to bad for them. Everyones got to start somewhere.

the only training he does is expanding his gut.

yeah but he probably look pwoper nawty. I have to say since our last clothes chat i have revaluated my views on Stone Island, do like my one jumper but seeing the amount of snides around these days and some of the divs you see in it, i dont think i shall be purchasing it again.

I've heard about this you know, supposed to be really tough, no wonder most Ballerinas have such cracking figures That'd be my get out i am afraid, to many distractions for me to focus on the job in hand!

:lol: Guess they felt at home then.

i've got a couple of two seater sofas and a chair coming available in a few weeks, they are being replaced. Dark brown leather looking (we were sold them by land of leather as being leather but i dont think they are!) They are about 4 years old and in okay condition, one of the sofas does have quite a few scratches on one done by our lovely cats, FFS. She is more than welcome to them for nowt just need picking up, only thing is our news ones dont arrive until mid October so if she can wait??

has anyone ever done this? I did my first class tonight and it is f*cking hard work. I thought i was quite fit until about 30 minutes in and my legs virtually seized up. Loved it though and will be going back next week. The toughest class i have ever done was circuit training at the old Solent Health club in lodge road, taken by a guy called Ty who was some sort of ex army and Fire service PT instuctor and it showed, killer of a class but did the trick. A hour of intesive, sprints, press ups, sit ups, dips etc.

I have to say, Swindon is rife with them. For what should be a nice town in a nice area, thinking that the cotswolds, Cirencester etc are only a few miles away, they have clearly rounded up all the lame and grotesque from the whole of Wilts & Gloucs and stuck them in Swindon. I though Southampton had a high percentage of mutants, but this is nothing compared to Swindon, especially considering the surrounding areas.

RIP Valerie and sorry to hear that Darren, lost my mum a couple of years ago to cancer so feel your pain. Keep you chin up mate and all the best.

Not really, because no doubt she still expects to go for a drink with you before and/or after so you still have to tolerate that. Then she'll attempt to discuss football intellegently, something a woman is not capable of doing. Regardless of how much you and she think she knows about football, her verdict of which team deserved to win will still be influenced by which had the nicest kit. The only time my incumbent and I discuss football is when she thanks me for letting her watch something else when a game i'm not arsed about watching is on and then she has to earn the right for some female TV time. I'm happy to keep it at that.

Serge from Kasabian, i wouldn't mind looking like him, anyone else?