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Have you been listening to Sepp Blatter again?

You got one then. So what are you bleating about?

Lee Hughes, another ginger c***. The evidence not to sign any of them is overwhelming.

Lee Hughes wont, he's ginger and yet another one that is a c***

It was too.

We've got a fair proportion of those already.

Now would we want to stay with the sash design after this coming season or go back to stripes? i'd be quite happy to stay with the sash personally.

Never heard of him?!!! FFS you obviously know nothing about football.

How about introducing half burgers? If you cant afford a full one you can buy half of one for £2 with no installments. Or as someone mentioned on the season ticket thread a deal whereyou buy a season ticket but get refunded if you dont go to all games a similar deal whereby you buy your burger and if you dont eat it all you get refunded for the bit you haven't eaten. They should also enable us to preorder beer and burgers by phone or online at a surcharge of £3 an order to reduce queuing at half time and ensure everyones greedy little faces are filled and can get back up in time for the second half.

Agreed, let one in and we'd soon have a team of them. Prevention is better than cure.

spot on.

Says the girl who thinks Alexi Lallas is a top player, typical woman, knows nothing about football.

and sells kebabs, looking at your gut you are probably my best customer.

repeating it doesn't mean it has suddenly become funny.

Dont be silly, how much people can eat and drink and half time is far more important than any player we might be interested in signing.

But it is more expensive for the club for people to phone up, they have the cost of the call operative to cover, cost of postage etc. It is cheaper for the club if people call in personally and buy them at the ticket office. From a business point of view i can see why they have introduced this "ticket tax" for phone bookings.

Hopefully, anything that annoys these goons is worth paying for, by the way, can i pay for it in installments?

I am ****ging your bird and she said i am much better than you, have a bigger **** than you and thinks about me when you are sticking your acorn in her snatch, oh and she said she'd only do arse to mouth with me. There you go.

I am particularly looking forward to the new kit coming out. Cant wait for the torrent of nonsense which people will spout about how **** it is, not a fitting tribute to our 125th anniversary etc.

hilarious, oh there goes another rib, did you spend all day thinking that one up? Stupid cow.:smt009

I didn't say they weren't good players, i said we dont want them at our club, stop being so sensitive, you ginger c***.

I was hoping you were talking about some top German or Swiss footballer signing then, shouldn't have been surprised by yet another thread about what people can stuff down their faces though.

Yep they all are as well. Although i wouldn't wish what happened to Hartson on anyone and feel for him for that as a player he was a bit of a c*** remember when he kick Berkovic in the head? All 4 of them c**** though and ginger, with those 4 that is more than 90% gingers that are c****.

Why?? 10) Elierce Barbosa de Souza - c*** 9) Alexi Lalas Yank c*** John Arne Riise Scouse c*** 7) Alan Ball good lad 6) Billy Bremner dirty leeds/scottish c*** 5) Paul Scholes Manc C*** 4) Robert Prosinecki Skate c*** 3) Oliver Kahn German c*** 2) Zbigniew Boniek Polish c*** 1) Matthias Sammer another german c*** What is stupid about that? All c**** except Alan Ball who are also ginger. proof 90% of gingers are c****