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the most amazing holiday i have ever done was a week on Safari in Tanzania and then a week all in in Kenya, was £2k each for adults, not sure about the kids price. We went the last two weeks of August and the temprature was a pleasant 28 degrees most days but on safari got f***ing cold of a night, especially at the top of Ngorogoro crater in Tanzania. We saw all of the big 5, watched a Cheetah stalking a a herd of Gazelles, saw a Leopard cub and a female leopard carrying her cub in her mouth, it was unreal. 7 days in a Jeep might be a bit much for the kids though and it might be a bit is out of your budget including the kids, but you can book safaris locally for 2-3 days from your AI resort in Kenya for £300 each or before you go. You can get a decent AI for two weeks in Kenya for no more than £800 each. Your kids will love it, the right age to appreciate that sort of thing. It honestly takes you breath away, the first night we had our dinner in over looking a watering hole while elephants washed themselves in it. Outside of that Cuba is amazing and reasonable, got 4 Star AI there for £750. http://www.travelzoo.co.uk is a good place to look.

Your grasp of reality is underwhelming you judgemental, snobby c*nt. In your world even the must lazy, disgusting vulgar members of society are like it for a reason, i bet you believe pedos aren't sick vile creatures, they cant help it, they were born that way too. FFS, you'll even be saying faggots aren't vile bum bandits but were born that way next.

bloody hell, great bit of business.

This will be like ME, remember that? Probably one or two genuine cases but every lazy c*nt that couldn't be arsed to get out of bed or get a job jumped on the "i've got ME" bandwagon. Tis a well know fact that the less you do the less you feel like doing. Will be the same for naughty little sh*ts, lazy, scum bag mums saying "its not mine or Tylers facking fault he's a little c*nt, he was born like it"

not due to lack of discipline from their parents who think the suns shines out of their spoilt brats arses, it's because they were born that way, FFS. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/30/kids-inherit-adhd-from-mum-dad-115875-22596929/

Nor me, although that Smell, the girl Shaun knocks about with is bloody ugly!

Wigley maybe but Gray? Didn't David Moyes want the job but was pis*ed off at being dictated too about who is backroom staff could be? A few months later Moyes turns up at a stuggling Everton, 7 years on they are getting regular top half finishes and we are in L1, a masterstroke from Lowe.

to be fair the incumbent thought it was about football when it was advertised, even though she saw and liked the film, (yes i know, sums up womens stupidity) however she loved it. The only relevance to football is that it's filmed during the 86 world cup.

how patronising is it describing someone as your other/better half? They are people in their own right, just lesser people.

why? Why have a dog and bark yourself?

i'd agree with that, but then you knew the characters better and the series was 4 hours so had more time for plots and sub plots to unfold. It was belting.

i thought it was so they could stand closer to their bloke when doing deep throat.

Hello sweetheart, i was hoping you'd join this thread, your intellegent input is just what is required to confirm my views on women. You'll still offering yourself on here to anyone that'll have you? Bless.

IN some ways you hope so but other ways you hope not. Be hard to top that as a film and a series and wouldn't want it to be a let down, a big like the new series of Inbetweeners is turning out to be.

and you expect to be taken seriously after admitting to that You're a disgrace man.

you had a hard job pal she's been dead for two years, unless you are into Necorophillia.

Exactly like that.

In that one, hormonal sentance, she has summed up why a womans opinion on football is irelevent.

It was their choice to get preganant and if they bring them up properly not pandering to their every whim then the kid soon learns how to behave.

the only thing missing are a few lazy, opinionated feminists who think housework should be equal. Someone like Sue Whistle should make an appearance.

I hate the way kids talk, todays Jeremy Kyle is a classic example of how not to speak. In this blud clut language, slowly like fake pretend gansters.

and no spunk dribbles onto them.

obviously she is going to grow up to be the type of woman that thinks that by denying her future partners sexual intimacy she is in some way showing her power and trying to control the relationship, no doubt a trait learned from her mother and you live in a house where the women rule, a house that will soon, if it is not already, will become riddled with bitterness and unhappiness due to exessive hormones and where pets are treated like gods and teddy bears and stuffed toy animals are the dominant feature of every room. All real men know that sex is a reward for a woman when her behaviour and housework is of a suitable standard. For example, when the incumbent cooks one of favourite teas i will allow her to have sex with me in one of my favourite position. When she cooks one of my favourites teas and the cleaning passes that nights inspection, i will allow her to give me a blow job, when tea is truely excellent and she passes inspections for cooking, cleaning and ironing, her reward is anal. Obviously faliure to pass any inspections results in no rewards and fustrastion for them, but it does encourage improved performance the next day as no one likes a faliure.

brilliant, brilliant series and a great film. Gritty, disturbing, yet sill humourous in place. Shane Meadows take a bow, one of the best directors and screen writers around.

why particularly a postman?