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The Lounge - this forum is for general discussion of "off-topic" matters, but generally on a serious note. the length of you knob is a serious issue. right place.

thats why they are called split arses.

I'm not going to lie or exagerate, i'm about average, whilst being too big must impress the other lads in the showers women are split, some love it but some dont. I used to work with a bird who went out with a bloke who had a massive **** and apparantly he used to realy hurt her whilst they were at it, she said "give me your any day"

I maintain that was the reason why i never made it. Always thinking about 5 steps ahead of the gash that was round me. Touch, vision and passing of Michel Plantini, surounded by Michelle Fowlers.

:lol: You know you wont fit in on this website unless you agree with the majority, it is better now you've added that, but dont you ever post on of you interesting and amusing anecdotes again, you hear me!! PS Hammond is sh*t and we should have made more effort to get Alex Ferguson to be our manager, we are loaded and can pay him what he wants.

a challange. Better than sitting on your arse all day watching life pass you by.

which was great, but would have some of the delicate petals here suicidal.

they had too, all the top burger flippers were leaving for the extra 5p an hour Burger king offer.

in one year i won an ipod, a DVD player, a weekend in Barcelona, £5k to spend on a holiday, which i used to go on safari in Tanzania and Kenya for 2 weeks and 5 days in Mauritius, not a bad year that.

We haven't been playing well but on reflection yesterdays game was ideal for us, away at team in a similar situation to us, a big club with massive expectation playing badly and the home crowd on their back if things aren't going their way. I really believed all we need was one win to kick us off, we have the best first XI in this league when they are playing well, if we can get a result at Yeovil we then go into the Bournemouth game on a bit of run and with some confidence, that is how quickly things can change in football. The point i was making above was that it is easy and stupid to say, if this, this and this had or hadn't happened the result would have been different, of course it would but you can say that about any game anywhere! Like Prefessors negative comments that it was worrying that if Barnard hadn't scored and Davis hadn't made the save at the end we would have lost 1-0 rather than won 1-0, but then you could say if their keeper didn't make a great save from Lambert then we could have won 2-0.

What stupidly pointless negativity this is. If Barnard two shots had been a bit lower and hadn't hit the woodwork twice instead against Orient we'd have won 3-1 and would be midtable now, if Harding had cleared the ball properly against Plymouth they'd never have scored and we'd have another point, If Fonte had cleared the ball properly and Rochdales midfielder hadn't scored the goal of his life, that game would have been 0-0 too, unless Puncheon hadn't missed a sitter and scored instead and we'd have won 1-0, if The ref had given a free kick for the nudge in the back on Fonte at Swindon that'd have finished 0-0, if all of that had happened we'd have 15 points, be third in the table and be unbeaten. If RL and AL had been fully fit all season we might have created more chances and score more so won all those games and would now be on 24 points and top.

This people that slate hammond are mongs and dont understand football. Tis now wonder the mongs on here dont rate him.

sadly not, seems like i am missing out!

I didn't believe those rumours.

Do you know what the problem was?

Has anyone done this? I am thinking about doing it next year, a customer of mind did the northern one last year in 1hr 45 mins. Just wondered if anyone had first hand experience of doing it, looks awesome. http://www.hellrunner.co.uk/index.htm

Like most of you didn't go to the game today, but listened to it on the radio, great to hear them playing well. Jaidi sounded immense, a real rock at the back when he needed to be and they said Hammond had his best game this season, "a real captains performance" These two have come in for a lot of stick recently so only right to praise them when due.

FFS, yet another, player gets injured and wants to leave thread.

it was quality, seems like a top fella.

Coming from a man with a posting history as poor as yours, had a quick look at some of your pearls of wisdom just now, i'm still awake, just.

And your contribution to this and all other threads are genius, you div.

No doubt i'll see you posting on the imaginative "Hammond is sh*t" thread should we fail to win today then.

First point, i never saw him being racist. What you are failing to grasp is that if you dont want to read the posts you dont have to. For me, i enjoyed his posts, because they were different from the "Hammond is sh*t" "Does Rikkie want to leave" sh*t that people spout. Despite his internet Persona he was incredibily easy to give it back to as there was so much ammunition, some of the pi*s taking he was subject too was hilarious and non stop. If you are offended by slapstick and playground humour then i am amazed you know who jay from the Inbetweeners is.

I posted on S4E from the very begining in 99/00, the forum was much more "laddy" in those days and much better fun. it changed after a season at SMS when all the new fans which never went to the Dell jumped on the bandwagon and started their tedious "Who's got a ticket for xxxxxx game?" threads where they would all excitedly talk about drinking three bottles of Alchopops and go on and on and on about how drunk they had been and who ws the drunkest. We had idiotic things like seating plans so forum members could see where each other were sitting at games. Gradually these soft, geeky types took over the forum to the point where like now, anything remotely controversial is immediately jumped on by the PC brigade. The funniest time on the old S4e board when all the newbies joined up was a certain female poster PM'd me saying she was going to "make my life hell" because i had been allegedly bullying one of her fragile, delicate male friends on the forum, who was obviously incapable of looking after himself. This was nothing more than mild p*sstaking but a pathetic reponse.

A golden age of posting?! Someone takes this forum far to seriously i think!! It has gone downhill on here, it has become sterile and bland. SRS/DBP at least provided humour because he was like Jay from Inbetweeners, however he is 30 and fat, so his endless tales of "slamming" women were laughable. Personally i felt some of his posts were interesting and if you read the muppet show and the lounge he was often worth being on here just for the endless blazing he got on there.