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i saw a bloke in the showers at the gym with the smallest **** i have ever seen, it was practically inverted, i am not a **** watcher, but i honestly double took when i looked up from the bench i was getting changed on and saw it. Luckily for him he was also quite fat and ugly so probably doesn't get to use it much.

What rubbish places? What pub?

I hope you are not a teacher.

to give give beauticians something to extend.

I agree we do need two more signings to complete what would be a very strong squad, but to say we are significantly weaker is nonsense. We have simply cleared out the dead wood. This will see other players playing more of a role, Holmes, if he can stay fit, Mills, Oxlainde-Chamberlain, Mcneish, Martin will all feature more often which can only be a good thing as although i've only seen them when they have played at SMS, Pardew clearly rates them and he has got very little wrong so far.

Why because we haven't signed 23 players in the window? We signed 5 in January, 4 discounting JO, 3 in the summer, 7 new signings in 7 months 5 of which have undoubtedly improved the first XI.

Do you not think we will get promoted then?

there must be something beind it, i cant imagine that a dad with 4 inches would produce a son with 8 inches.

Howard would fit the bill as cover for Lambert.

what determines the length of it? Is it herdeitory or are other factors involved? Or is it just that some people are born lucky, some unlucky and some just average?

Bet Dunes glad he is not a woman, he hates labels

agree with most of what you say, but i think Hudderfield will be a threat, they were strong last season with a young squad who will be better for their full season together, they have added a couple of experienced heads, i expect them to have a good season.

Charlton manager said the other day he needs 8 players just to be competitive, they have lost their best players, Shelvey, Bailey, richardson, i dont see them as a threat. Sheffield wednesday and Peterborough are not as good as Leeds and Norwich.

Why? We have not one but two decent right backs, we had none last season, we have the best left back in the divison last season. We have shed a lot of the dead wood and older players to free up space the squad for emerging youngesters like Martin,Oxlainde-Chamberlain and Mcneish, we have kept all our 'star' players. The only place we are lacking cover for RL, which we didn't have last season, an additional CM, which we didn't have last season and a replacement for Antonio & Waigo, defence is stronger, attack is as was, midfielder weaker by one player, by none if Holmes or Oxlainde Chamberlain are earmarked for have a bigger role this season, either way hardly significantly weaker,

the top 3 will be us, Huddersfield, Sheff Wed, not sure of the order though.

for picking spots and scabs.

My brother (stupidly) payed a load of 'travellers' £150 to tarmac his drive, (apparantly they had some left over after doing a drive down the road ) suffice to say it was not a job well done :lol:

for scratching your fanny (female)

so you can rub the silver bit off scratch cards if you dont have a coin handy

to bite when you are nervous and to help spot dirty people who dont wash properly.

and because he is a fat, useless c*nt.

I have to pay to park outside my own house, that is even more scandelous, as i work from home then i have to pay to park at work, bloody council.

He hasn't won anything that matters then, what has he won? Queens? that is like Chelsea winning the charity shield, a nice to have but means FA.

I didn't say he wasn't good, but he has never won anything, to be considered excellent then surely titles ae the benchmark of this? If Murray goes his whole career without winning anything will he be remember of as a great, like Samprass, Nadal, Feder etc? No, he'll be remembered as yet another Tim Henman, a nearly man never quite up to it.

I dont agree, Feder and Nadal are excellent, as was Samprass, Borg, they actually won things, Murray hasn't. Its like arguing someone is a really great salesman that has never made a sale, the argument that 'well i've got close a few times' doesn't quite wash does it.