Turkish

He used to live near me. Quite a nice bloke

Bulb 👏👏👏👏 not heard that for years

No mention of how good he is without the ball?

Elyanoussi above Shearer, Paulo Gazzaniga our best ever keeper 🤣🤣🤣

What we used to call doing the trampoline

the latest in a long line of players who go to shit when they join Southampton

It would suit us. I dont believe Will has ever confirmed his gender though Rylan.

100%. I dont get it. Loads of people do it. There seems to be a lot of people doing food and restaurant reviews on instagram these days too. People with only a hundred or so followers posting pictures of their dinner and then commenting on the place. presumably in the hope that they'll get a free dinner or something but seems very pretentious. Like you say, this seems to be happening with food these days. Loads of minor celebs bringing out cooking books too.

same with me. Very strange behaviour.

dont even need to hire a speaker, just show them a few David Goggins videos before every match, get the AI to do the tactics someone who is a whizz at Football manager to pick the team. cant wait to hear the Northam giving it large to the AI "Artificial intelligence, get out of our club" after a few losses

Dont rule anything out with our hipster leaders.

I really liked RH but anyone who thinks we weren’t going downhill under him is mad. It wasn’t just down to him of course, he has a useless chairman in Semmens and the only billionaire in China without any cash running the show, then SR spunking hundred million plus on kids, but he was done here.

Plus mobile phone salesmen in the area will have a spring in their step with the return of Mrs Phillips

Good news. We can look forward to daily motivational memes like he currently puts out on social media for his current project

Yeah mate. The previous season we finished on 52 points, that season we finished on 43, the following season we finished on 40 when he was sacked we were course to finish the season on 31 points. So yeah mate you carry on pretending it was all “pretty alright” but we were going in a downwards direction by every single metric. It pretty much started after that Liverpool game.

Losing 14 out of 21 games is not “pretty alright” It’s shite

We only 4 of our next 21 games that season, the following season we only finished 5 points above the relegation zone. we went 6th with that win over Liverpool. So, yes, It did go downhill from there

Duncan Ferguson would be good.

Murat Yakin I think. Looks like The Swiss Russell Martin

What’s the hipsters choice of 2016, Paco Jemez up to these days? Remember how we HAD to hire him because he’d done alright at some tiny club in Spain for a season

Yes I am one of those wankers you see on the train with a shirt/polo, chinos, trainers and lap top in a ruck sack

It all went down hill from there didn’t it

Rasmus selling his pound shop Man City model to Dragon