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Turkish

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  1. No he kills children and supports slavery
  2. Simeu was colossal, Small was immense.
  3. Biblical. Good call. Tete is a biblical signing
  4. As someone who watches a lot of Ukrainian football I can confirm this will be an insane signing. All you need to know bruv. quick, skillful with a great first touch https://fminside.net/players/1-fm-21/19348859-tete
  5. I like the sound of this lad. 25 goals in 75 games, a Brazil U23 and Appears to fit the YHGTI criteria. We’ll do well to get him ahead of some of those teams
  6. We think we’ve got Tete 🤔
  7. I wonder what causes we’ll be ticking off tonight?
  8. I can confirm the all day breakfast is fabolous and a bargin even for non members at £8.95 is tremendous value for money. 20% discount for members too makes it even more attractive proposition when mulling over options in the 19th hole.
  9. Phillips & Klich were playing golf at my club today.
  10. Of course we wouldn't be. It was a lame joke which would hardly have got mentioned otherwise.
  11. Depends on if they drank your blood, which is what Leeds fans do to their victims.
  12. Is chanting "you ate all the pies" not acceptable at a chubby player?
  13. You've never done a proper away game up north if you've never come back minus a body part.
  14. Same thing with my mum. Am i offended by someone making a joke about Alopecia? No.
  15. I went in the home end once with a Leeds mate and commented on how shit a pass was and the guy behind me scalped me. I had to get the top of my head sown back on at Leeds hospital, sadly the doctor knew i wasnt from Leeds and used an infected needle which gave me blood poisoning and i had to be rushed by Air Amblance to another hospital which was fine until it turned out the pilot was a Leeds fan and threw me out of the plane without a parachute. Nice.
  16. You really need to go careful. I'll give you a few tips Dont go into any pubs. They'll know straight away you are a shandy drinking southern poof by what you order at the bar and you'll get glassed. Dont wear a coat. We all know Yorkshire people are double hard and walk around in t-shirts all year round, wear a coat they'll know you're not local and will rip your arms off tie you to the bridge over the M62 by your intestines. Take a taxi everywhere. If they see you walking around they will know you dont know the area and immediately you'll be taken down some side street, battered with bricks laying around from buildings that have been derelict since the textiles industry stopped booming. And most of all NEVER, EVER, speak. They'll hear you dont talk like them and will open you up, rip out your tounge cut off your cock with it. Hope to see you alive and still posting this time next week Warrior.
  17. Yep, all this rambling on about "what if she had cancer" FFS, she didn't, it was a bit of pisstaking but as usual the outrage far outweighs what happened.
  18. Given your history of standing up for people when they are being taken the piss out of giving them a slap is the very last thing you'd do.
  19. Stop being such a pussy
  20. The only time i've seen us win there was in the mid/late 90s when we won 1-0 and Carlton Palmer got sent off with about 15 minutes to go. It was a dire game, Leeds were managed by George Graham and only scored about 30 goals that season. We probably had about 500 fans there all travel club types.
  21. Well WALOB all this stuff is about Chris Rock, Will Smith. Blatently staged, A guy of Will Smiths size gives someone a right handed on the jaw and the guy didn't even flinch. Still it's got everyone very excited and talking about them which is the whole point.
  22. Fair point, Sheffield is a decent city, but as a club they’re bang average. One of about 25 that peak as a mid table primer league club but could also end up in league one quite easily. Funnily enough like the other 3 who wear red and white stripes and start with S
  23. People have eaten meat as long as humans have existed, yet it’s only in the last 30 years we’ve seen chronic disease explode. Now there is something in how is reared, grass fed meat is far better for you, but people telling us not to eat meat have an agenda.
  24. It’s a complex subject as like you say sugar is in everything. People think unhealthy foods are biscuits, cakes and chocolate bars, keep away from them and you’ll be fine but it’s not as simple as that. There is so much poor advice out there because a lot of people say stuff because they want you to buy their book or sign up to their program. Then there are fads, Keto, paleo, adkins the list goes on, all fads and nonsense, paleo ice cream is still ice cream. The basic rules really are if it’s got a list of ingredients on the wrapper don’t eat it, if it’s got adverts of TV don’t eat it, if it’s made by people in factories, don’t eat it and follow the basic principles of meat, veg, nuts seeds, some fruit, some starch and no sugar. It no coincidence that people in the places with the highest life expectancy do this.
  25. Been going on for years mate. Abusive and self righteous I love the arrogant “don’t quote him” she repeatedly spouts. Sue shouldn’t have to put up with reading something she doesn’t want to on a football forum anyone can post on! How dare anyone else engage in discussion with them! Without question one of the self righteous and arrogant people on here
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