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Interesting that they’re saying we could get to 1m infections in the next few week due to the doubling of infections of omicron. Once we hit 1m does it then stop spreading and stop doubling every few days? After we’ve gone from 500k to 1m in two days then surely we’d be at 2m 2 days later, 4 million 2 days after that with half the country infected within 10 days of hitting this nice round 1m figure. I’m confused as to why they’ve stopped at 1m, surely their modelling would mean everyone in the UK will have it mid January or is it because they know it’s all a load of nonsense?

How are we all celebrating the human birthday of the son of god this year?

I think we all know how this will work. But it might catch Palace off guard as doing exactly what we’ve done for the last 58 games will be exactly the last thing Palace will be expecting this time

Would take Nuno, he’d make us tough to beat. I see the hipsters choice from a few years ago Paco Lopez is out of work, he was the guy we simply had to appoint around the time Pellegrino came in I think it was. Another name from the part Rudy Garcia who I believe turned us down once. Could see us trying to be clever though and going for someone like Daniel Farke. Whoever it is though we’d have tracked them for years.

Boris to address the nation again at 8 then.

Yeah we did. Basically the shearer money went on them three plus Monkou, who was decent. We seem to be rather badly at spending record transfer fees received

You okay hun?

Ahem

They aren’t really which makes boris rushed press conference pretty laughable. Fully expect more though give them panic and scaremongering modelling predicting millions of infections

We were which was just as well as we were dire at home, 4 home wins in his first season wasn’t it?. Now we seem to be crap home and away.

Well considering his rebuttal to me saying we need to accept it and live with it in response to someone saying one death is too many then he had a massive target area to go for. But he’s still bitter about making an arse of himself trying to prove we’re bigger than Leeds plus being reminded he once said we have more match going fans than Everton so he’s on a revenge mission at the moment. Sadly he’s just making himself appear a bigger prat than usual

Err, that’s your thing mate. Go down a rabbit hole start getting out of your depth, which rarely takes long, then emojis start, calling people thick (which is We’re we at now on this thread) and we know you’re done when you add “it’s not rocket science” into a post, sadly for you most things seem to be.

You do know you can’t reply to people when they’re on ignore Soggy? How did You reply to me the other day then you utter bullshitter? You used to add confused emojis to all my posts when you could do it anonymously, funny how it stopped when you could see who did it. You’ve also replied to me many times in the past since you got caught out lying about it. I’m the ego manic yet it’s you that is regularly announcing who you have on ignore and regularly gets caught out lying about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Until the next variant and they keep restrictions in place until the 5th jab

I don’t constantly mention it

I think you underestimate just how many Russian and Arab billionaires will be queuing up to buy a penthouse suit with panoramic views of Derby Road and Golden Grove

Amusing to see Soggy still going through and “liking” or “loling” at posts against me. Although he’s stopped putting a confused emoji on every post I do since you can see who did it and he was caught out lying about having me on ignore. What a tragic existence

No I didn’t. As ever, the thread very quickly went over your head and you tied yourself up in knots. Thanks for pointing out people go to hospital for many different reasons though, I don’t know how we’d survive without your input 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So your point is there are lots of reasons why people go to hospital. Thanks for letting us know, Such insight! 🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t see the game today as was at another match but sounds like the players threw the towel in. If that’s the case then it’s the beginning of the end for Ralph

Correction. More people have been killed at a largely peaceful BLM riot than of omicron

Is it his squad yet?

Actually if it’s true as it seems that in fact this variant is a lot more mild it might actually be the luckiest break mankind has had for centuries

Oh look the abuse starts, how predictable. 🤣 you clearly haven’t understood my point (yet again) yep, people go to hospital for all sorts of reasons, we agree. Some get mobiles phones stuck in their arseholes and needles stuck in their japs eye. Brilliant stuff mate, well done. 🤣