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Win percentage when Verstergaars starts 34.8% Wins percentage when he doesn’t 6.7% Win percentage when Stephens starts 10.5% Win percentage when he doesn’t 36.8% Coincidence?

Is it? Or is it simply that people are fed up with us winning the net spend trophy every year and a few cheer leaders explain it away that we have to pay agents fees and bonuses, like no other club does. We’ve been in austerity mode since 2014, we had to stop the bleeding after Corteses overspending we were told, which was true, yet here we are 5 years on, still needing to tighten our belts despite 5 years of profit from transfers, posting record profits and supposedly more commercial income than we’ve ever had before. It’s absolutely laughable that the cheerleaders try and explain away our profit from transfer windows as being needed to pay agents fees and bonuses whilst Newcastle fans absolutely lamblast Mike Ashley as being a tight fisted cockney wan’er when he’s sanctioned spending of nearly £100m more than they’ve raked in from transfers in the same period. Guess they don’t have to pay those pesky agents do they.

Do you mean success to the owners of the club or fans? Clearly the sane fans amongst us would consider success a top ten finish, a good cup run, the odd European campaign whilst playing attractive football success. For the owners of the club I would suggest staying up whilst making the minimum investment possible is success. Carrying on our imperious reign of the net spend trophy is of course vital to this.

It’s too early to say. If he’s good he will be Ralph signing or possibly one Paul Mitchell had identified before he left. If he’s crap he will be a Ross Wilson signing or possibly one bumbling Les had tied up before he got the boot. We can revisit this around Christmas time to give an informed decision.

Incredible performance again from our club Netspend champions ✅ ????? Virtue signalling champions ✅ ????? Kit launch champions ✅????? Football related trophies ❎

They quite like Lucas Radabe in these parts as well.

This person seems to think so and is a big fan. I wonder who it could be...… https://www.itsroundanditswhite.co.uk/articles/is-sam-gallagher-destined-to-leave-southampton

Spiteful nickname Moose djene-poo Song choices Mousa oooooh He comes from Mali He f*cking hates Pompey Clap clap clap clap clap One mousa Djenepo There only one mousa Djenepo Clap clap clap clap There a star man, playing down the right His name is mousa Djenepo He thinks Pompey are sh-the Or if there aren’t songs by other clubs we can sing badly simply moooooooooooose Then roll about the northam like it’s the maddest thing you’ve ever done

We can all look forward to more of this then

going for a dump in the office toilet and the seat being cold + there being no sh*t marks inside it. clean bed linen leaving work the first Monday after the clocks go forward so getting home when it's still light. Striking a brilliant t-shot the sound of a wine pouring into a glass the first lawn cut of the year

The same basis that it was all Eric Blacks vault. Mongboard mythology

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This is great news. It should enable us to tap into the Japanese market early to pick up players of the Calibre of Tanadari lee before anyone else does. It’ll give us a Japanese base to head to for pre or post season tours to increase our breadth of literally tens of fans who support us in japan. All in all a great move from the club which can only increase our global appeal.

A vegan, a game of thrones fan and a crypto-currency investor walk into a bar, which on talks about if first?

I thought you’d have realised by now most people on here don’t have a clue what they’re on about. It’s not weird they just don’t understand.

Rather than grass roots level I think these should be tried out in woman’s football. It’ll be great for women’s football to be the pioneers of all the changes and raise the profile of the game, ultimately if it works in front of a couple of hundred fans at a professional women’s game it’s more likely to work and be easier to transfer to the mans game than in parks football. Plus There will be less arguing about the decisions (unless it’s time of the month) and if the decisions don’t work no one cares about the results anyway so there is no downside.

Word is Turnstile A is a the preferred location for romantic football forum rendezvous.

Two quality players for each position? We don’t even have one for most of them.

Top 3 ball boy bullies Brett Pitman Dan Harding Eden hazard

hi Colin, will you be at the front of the queue to purchase your new shirt for the season? Or are you boycotting this year, which will mean you'll be at the front of the queue to purchase your new shirt for the season.

More virtue signalling from our lovely, inclusive club probably.

So this morning had an incident which was total innocent which taken out of context could spark social media outrage. I was at the train station where i'd just come out of Sainsburys with a packet of nuts, a banana and a bottle of water. I was approached by a black, female beggar who she said she was wanting change as she was desperate for breakfast. I said I didn't have any change, but said did you want that instead if it's breakfast you want and passed her the first thing in my hand which was the banana. She took one look at me and said "im not a monkey" which got me uncharatistically flustered, trying to explain I didn't mean anything by it, so ended up giving her a fiver FFS However had some social media cretin been around filming he would have seen a white man offering a black female beggar a banana and there would no doubt have been a social media outrage about it all and the disgusting racism, when it was actually all well meaning and intentioned.

also the template for the new uniform of TGI Fridays. I would actually crack up If it was this, worst shirt ever and still some dinlows will shell out 60 quid on it.

The saints trust has found a new raison d’etre Calling Um Pahars to the forum

It’s on days like this when I always think back to the days when our forum geniuses like Wes Ender would insist that none of our players would ever leave us, they’d all stay with saints to play with their mates. That we were a club on the up and Liverpool were in decline. It was going to happen because they once said man would never walk on the moon and anyone who pointed and laughed at him and his merry band of self titled enlightened posters was an idiot and a troll.