Saint NL

Stills face tells a story. He looks miserable

Second one off Stewart. Third time lucky

What happened to Wood? Two black eyes by the looks of it

Good build up, but again lacking the shot

Good ball, should be 1-0 saints

Can't shoot won't shoot

Archer has committed more fouls than passes I'd guess

Both teams are very sloppy at the back

Crikey, comedy defending again

McCarthy brainfart 🤦

Aaand that's why he never passes it forwards

Impressed by Stewart's pressing so far. Didn't really think that was his game

Unlucky Stewart, his long legs have an advantage

What's Fraser ever done to Norwich?

Quarshies passing hasn't improved then

How many minutes will Stewart manage? I'm guessing 62.

Sky sports + channel 15.

Good points in the saints version of Scrabble too

We've flushed the turd, but there are still a few skidmarks left in the bowl

He's been leaving for ages. His Expected Goings (xG) is 2.5

Not directly related to Russell, but you get the drift. In this make-believe scenario, Will Still is Frank and Russ is Amorim. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/08/25/thomas-frank-adapt-tactics-spurs-ruben-amorim-managers/

Surely there are some players we can offload to Sheffield United. They are building some kind of saints rejects tribute band.

There won't be any. We're going for the "Fabrizio didn't tweet it" trophy 🔥🔥🔥