I find that in football, greatness and shitness isn't a flat line with one either end, it's a circle.
So when something is so great, it becomes shit, and when something is so shit, it actually becomes good.
Now today's game is between two rancid teams, who will serve up some awful football, but it'll be so bad, it'll make the game great. And because of that, I'll be tuning in and I'll be rewarded with a match of epic shitness.