Saint NL

Surely that can't be real, I'm going to assume it's a good fake

If he's paid £160 for those jeans, then that's the biggest tragedy of this whole saga

Will Salt to be on "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" next season.

Has anyone considered that this might have been a very clever PR piece to grow our global brand? Everyone will tune in next season to see those spying cheats

Never trust the wind after a chinese

Just thinking back to when the transfer window was open, especially those last days of the summer window, saints made a lot of signings and there were hardly any news leaks. So it gives hope they're getting the business done without all the shouting and telling their buddies in the press...

And in an alternate universe.....

Turn it up, gangsta Gibbo will crush all those suits at the EFL 😂😂😂

I just read someone claim that the Boro players were tired in both games because "they had to do extra training to learn the new secret tactics because of the spying" I'm now convinced everyone in Middlesbrough got together to orchestrate a huge wind up and Ant and Dec will jump out of the Bargate shortly and shout Gotcha

That's a lot of words to say "boooo hooo it's so unfairrrrrr"

RDT_20260515_135454.mp4 Hopefully Tonda did a better job than this guy when the EFL called him to ask if he knew about the spy.

Not #spygate related, but if Arsenal now don't win the league can they sue VAR for getting the call wrong in a game they weren't even playing in? Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my football on a pitch rather than a courtroom.

And if you use the code #spygate, you get 15% off bookings, offer expires on Tuesday.

I think we should rename it Spouting. Seems apt.

The game is going ahead, you might need to pretend to be a Boro fan though, so just wet your pants and you'll fit right in.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cx2138g26dqo The horse has left the stable

I say Lad all the time. Bit disappointing to find out I'm Northern 😢

Thats probably a bigger punishment than Man City will eventually get 😂

The Boro fans have a real bad case of Southampton Delusion Syndrome (SDS). Symptoms include a wet undercarriage, lack of critical thinking and delusional thoughts.

Unlike the totally spotless FA Cup finallists. It's almost as if most teams cheat

No, the spy was Salt. There is apparently a whistle blower, a different guy that was sacked by Saints and has come forward with details of all our cheating ways. It's probably bollocks.

Decision 'On or before Tuesday'.... So could be sooner if they pull their fingers out

Now this is a good spy video.

That's how you know it's accurate

Zoom in and you can see the asterisk. *Excluding games where Middlesbrough were awarded a 3-0 win by the EFL panel.