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Trimming? I'd call that Flushing

The red shorts. What were they thinking? Looks awful.

Have a good feeling about this one

Schlotterbeck done. Seems like a good deal

Let's just skip them and sign this fella

That's put me off my dinner

There's a ready made chant in there as well. To the tune of Justin Timberlakes "Sexy Back" 🤣

I reckon we'll buy two CBs and everyone will be happy that Stephens in out of the team. Then Bree will get injured and Captain Jack will stand in at right back 🤣

You don't need to play your first team in the carabao cup to gain fitness if you have a proper preseason.

Thank you, I couldn't put my finger on it but you've nailed it there

You could say that for every game they've played this season tbf. Both well off it.

At least we're consistent. GK, Defence, Midfield and Attack all very poor.

I fear we aren't going to see many clean sheets this season

Liam Delap to Forest for £45m. Really no idea what sort of level he is at. It looked like he might be a top top player at one point.

Bring him home 🤣

Archer going out on loan doesn't help at all.

Did Tonda comment on THBs absence? Emery sounds thoroughly pissed off

After hearing all world cup about how great the premier league is, can't say I've been impressed with what I've seen during this first weekend.

I didn't think so an hour ago, not so sure now 🤣

THB going to have his work cut out 🤣

West brom equaliser. I can't be the only one that forgot that Broja is now at Burnley

Lol, Freed From Desire plays at full-time. Have the club been reading this forum? 👀

All done. Good result, performance needs improvement though.

I'm claiming this as correct