Saint NL

This is inexcusable. Every single one out there should be ashamed.

Bazunu has put 2 kicks out for throws in the first 15 mins

Yeah, one in the 7th minute, one in the 12th and the last one in the 14th minute.

Our pass completion stat must be in single digits. Awful.

Lyanco is an idiot

Getting torn apart

All over. Wank

Let's do this. Just to shut up those Muppets on sky sports .....

That line up Let's hope it's a real masterstroke. 5 at the back, keep it tight and unleash some pace later on. Or something.

That right hand side is rapid 😳

But can this guy do the robot?

The dream of the Daphne and Celeste song at Saint Mary's lives on...

I saw elsewhere that Newcastle fans were letting off fireworks outside the Saints team hotel. Let's hope that works as well as it did against Everton...

Fly the new lads straight to Newcastle, they can run straight onto the pitch as soon as they sign on the dotted line

Just been sacked by Everton, he might fancy it

You've obviously not seen Saints' strikers 🤣 Thanks for the details, enjoy the game 👍

He should be fine, they pixelate all the good bits.

It's quite a big day isn't it? Cup semi final and the end of an important transfer window. A real sliding doors moment for the club....

Maybe all this striker talk is all a ruse to fire Che up for the Newcastle game tomorrow?

I heard NJ name drop a potential target, Inal Durespec, anyone know if he's any good?

Whoever signs, we need 18 good games from them. If they can score 8-10 goals in those games then they'll do well. After that, it doesn't matter. If we stay up, we can buy players that fit the model. If Dembele can play well and put himself in the shop window then it works for both parties, and a fee of under £5m wouldnt break the bank. Seems like it might work.

Dyche confirmed at Everton

Easiest job in the world is to be a scout for Everton or Bournemouth. Just refresh Saints twitter, see a few names pop up. Wait for Saints offer, let's say it's £10m, then you know his true value is £15m. Offer £13m, get your finders bonus and then go lie down until 2 days before the next transfer deadline 👍

Add-ons are higher than the fee. That's pretty unusual isn't it?

Gordon gone to Newcastle. Everton might be able to spend a bit now.