Saint NL

That's 5 goals, 2 posts, 1 crossbar, 3(?) saves, 2 bad misses.... Could be 13 with better finishing 😂

Looked offside. Meh

How shit must he be in training if he can't get a game ahead of Sulemana or BBD?

If they do a VAR check, it'll take 5 mins and we have to watch this shit for longer. He's doing is a favour.

Where the hell is Sugawara playing? Or are we too smart to play in actual positions now?

Exactly. Luton went down last season with their heads held high. We will do the complete opposite.

BBD has been on the pitch for 2 minutes and looks knackered already.

We've been utter shit again, but some of the attacking play has been a marked improvement from recent weeks. So there's that.

Just incase you didn't dislike these clowns enough, on come Sulemana and BBD to really hammer it home 😂

Ref changing his Chelsea shirt into a yellow one

How have we not scored there?

BBD coming on. Sooooo, down to nine men?

Lumley with the classic Bazunu move of parrying the ball back to the penalty spot

Fucking hell. Chelsea should have had about 8

Woodwork 3 times now?

If you could clone these players, and play a match between the first team and the clones, who would win? The defense would be shocking, but could our strikers take advantage? It'd probably be 0-0 😂

Stopped reading there. Go Saints!

Not even angry, it's so pathetic it's almost funny.

Even the boos were half arsed.

This'll jinx it, but Wood has actually been decent.

Same again on Saturday, yeah?

Have they got the VAR set to "soft"?

Stephens with the hair pulling 😂😂

This is suicidal stuff. The Chelsea press kills us every time.