Convict Colony

Gonna smash 2 quick goals for us, leeds go off to boo's at half time, them come back into it 2nd half but we hold out.

Erm think AI needs to know what selles looks like - needs a turtleneck at least

can you get it to do half time bollocking and I will do the AI artwork

yeah i feel it in my plums too but that could be cos I am still wearing my pants from last saturday as they were lucky but still smelly

Will Still at Reims was assistant manager who got promoted and is still undefeated in 15 games, this could be us 😉

Turtle neck is back

Biggest question for me is what outfit is selles going for today ? did the boys buy him a new suit this week ? is the steve jobs looks his preferred style ? So many questions ahead of kick off or will he try out a cape look and blow peoples minds?

Fuck he was called neil jones the entire time

2-0 saints (its gonna happen at somepoint) Sulemana destroys them on the counter latching onto through balls from the midfield, scores 1 himself and tall paul nets as well.

I reckon for this game I will do a novel tactic, I will look at Leeds team and then pick a team to exploit their weaknesses and nullify their strengths. Normally I just pick the best players but I am going to try the selles approach for this one.

Wow some old names there I haven't heard of for a while, good to see everyone was still a maniac depressive know it all in 2005.

AMN did well as he was not playing in his preferred midfield position, he was a fill in fullback not a full time one.

Someone has fucked up then cos we bought him in the summer when we were a high pressing team.

Fucks sake wrong quote

Why do you care, seems a bit odd worrying what another poster is going to do.

Judge Judy ?

went for AMN, got attacked all day did his best, released some great attacking balls, saved a goal with his arse, thought he was better than perraud who did the same. JWP would be worthy great goal, good shithousery etc, like Lavia as well and to be honest didnt really notice our CBs which is amazing as well.

Monkey piss ?

I dunno bro there was some fierce competition

big paul still had the energy at full time hahaha

Gonna eat about 8 Valencia oranges in celebration to the nearly bald king Calling it now he will go to Valencia and become their manager at some point.

Thanks you can our official scout