Convict Colony

Gold

2 things he's a fucking mountain in a pressing system now and secondly he fights with CBs for every ball, like wrestling which is even more tiring so to be honest give me 60mins of paul from today and then either che or sekou for the rest of the season I will take that all day.

I did think during the match that perraud is our phil jones though.

RIP At least we know who the teenage girls are in the forum

He's been Chelseas best player today I reckon. On another tangent good rest for our boys

Fucking yes

Fucking love paul

It's what makes Saturdays great.

Commonsense isn't all that common on here 👌

Jesus Christ, saying someone should be sacked for picking a team. What next sacking someone cos you don't like a player bought.

Glad we are all giving Moi shit, he's guaranteed to score now 😉

Last B team match

Will we make to half time before someone starts a Selles out thread 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though disappointed with bednerak but if the only ready/fit option is lyanco then I can understand. Alvarez not playing is annoying, not sure Moi or Stuart have done but I'm guessing the system we want to play and concentration is more important than players individual talent. Come on saints no fucking about now, let's go for the most improved award this season and deliver a 2-0 win.

Ok bednerak only plays because Salisu got injured and he's better than lyanco. Also fair play Selles has gone full slick for today's game, could be his only EPL game so might as well look good. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cozku75jpsI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

It's reported Salisu picked up a knock yesterday

Am guessing it's the players in defence and midfield that understand the press the best

What has happened to DCC, Orsic and Salisu !!!

Think this is about the 5th time i've said 2-0 to us and today i feel is the day when i break out the randy marsh jizzing on his computer gif at full time. Sexy Selles football, The Siege Tower making inspector gadget look like he has short legs and the Predator skinning people (curcella pulled a sickie i bet)

not going to happen bro we are going sexy selles time, I can feel it in my plums

I feel 1000% certain he wont be in the squad, if he starts selles has lost me.

Maldives scheduled to be underwater by 2050 - think australia has said it will take them

If it doesnt work out for Selles he can run workshops on giving press conferences to welsh managers. Sounded very very good and pretty clear on his role and I especially liked the bit where blackmore asked him about having to change from being everyone's friend to being a cunt and he basically said that's the dinosaur approach nowadays.

This is how we need to play to get wins,, trying to defend and keeping it tight is impossible for us, go play like we did v city for the rest of the season. Fans want us to have a go and if we are not good enough such is life but if the players play with enjoyment and positivity then they can achieve anything.