Convict Colony

Agree the siege tower has to breakdown Brentfords walls

Jesus fucking christ

Its going to be watching a baby giraffe run, its going to be awesome

I reserve judgement completely until we've had all the signings bedded in. Nath has had the same dross so far as Ralph had and he got a decent tune out of them v city. Maybe with more clinical wingers, having goal scoring midfielders (JWP + Charly hopefully) and a striker who doesn't only strike fear into the seagulls resting on the top of roofs his system might work or he might go back to a 4 instead. Lets see how the next couple of games pan out.

The problem is your rating 2 things with 1 rating - money v players careers at saints I voted 10 based on the amount of money spent by us - weve never had a season like it in our history. The other aspect is the players performance, your trying to predict how they will be rated as a saints player when leave us and if we are doing that can someone message me the next lottery numbers.

Nice from Genk website https://www.krcgenk.be/nl/nieuws/4985/paul-onuachu-naar-southampton-fc "In the summer of 2019, Onuachu arrived at the Cegeka Arena. 134 official matches later, the affable Nigerian leaves a nice legacy on our club. That's how he knew 84 times to find the target for our main force. In the 2020 season – 2021 he guided us to the cup win and, with 33 goals on the counter, he was allowed to use the Golden Shoe receive as the best player in the Belgian fields. With its imposing figure in combination with good feet and a huge work ethic without a ball, Onuachu has in recent years become one of the absolute strongholds of our A-core. It was no secret that Onuachu had long dreamed of taking office in the Premier League. The club no longer wanted to deny him that dream. “ He expressed that dream again during a long conversation today. We could no longer stop him from making his dream come true. I am pleased that Paul is also grateful to the club for that ”, Head of Football Dimitri de Condé responds. “ His departure is of course a big loss for our current selection. We shouldn't be bland about that. But we were prepared for a possible departure ”, the Condé reassures the fans. Onuachu said goodbye to the supporters in a personal video message on social media. “ I want to thank everyone who helped me grow here. The different coaches, the technical staff and of course the supporters. I wish the club the best for the future. It is my greatest wish that they can obtain the title. Genk will always be my home, wherever I go ”, it sounded with a clearly emotional Onuachu. The whole Genk family would like to thank Paul for the beautiful years and the unique moments that he has brought to the Genk support. He leaves the club with cup winnings, the Golden and the Ebony Shoe and the title of top scorer. The club and Paul are looking for another moment to give him an appropriate farewell in front of all supporters in the Cegeka Arena.

Some people could win the lottery and moan about having too much money.

From the atheletic this morning Previously Ajax and Manchester United had held an interest in the Ghana international with extensive scouting reports, simiarly to Southampton, indicating his goalscroing record belies his potential. A case in point comes through analysing the underlying data. For instance, Sulemana’s successful carried actions (dribbles that lead to a shot attempt) is in the top 14 per cent of Europe’s top five league. Sulemana’s directness opens up possiiblities and a goalscoring threat that he doesn’t nesseccarily benefit from, but team-mates do.

Can someone get this to nath ?

I asked chatgpt why we play 5 at the back

Well drug dealers go all night but for football players i think its 11pm here

hahahahahahahahah so true, i always assumed it was cos they were poor

6ft 7 long

Surely you jest - out attack couldnt score in a brothel - if they fell into a bucket of tits they would come out sucking their thumbs, our attackers are atrocious. DM is passable for the next 20 games.

Am going back to the transfer window thread - we are at least winning in there

Go back to work

Ok I am gonna say i think Bree has done well on his first game in a division above with a team with significant issues, i liked what he gives and he would look better with better forward players. Why oh why does Jones start with a 5, we always turn up and play better when its switched to a 4. Jones needs to sort out his set ups for games cos they and/or player mistakes are costing us. We cant concede 2 goals and expect our forwards to score 4 goals to win the tie, that is on Jones to solve. Our new signings will be liking this - they can see why they have been bought and especially how shit our current forwards are converting good chances. All in all, we lost the tie, in my book we should have had 2 more goals due to 1v1s missed but as i mentioned before newcastle spent 313.5m net in the last season and a half, hopefully our spending now just gets us out of trouble for this season and we can reset next season.

Edozie and bree linking up well nice ball in and ALL our fucking forwards are on their heels on the penalty spot

At least this will ensure my streak of not watching league cup finals will continue for another year

Isak talking shit to prowsey

oh for fucks sake we have a professional walker coming on

where is mara

I like him clipping in crosses very quickly rather than fannying about on the edge of the box like the rest

Also since i have typing diarrhoea - i miss commentators who commentated and gave insightful information, not just cheerleading like some skanky tabloid journalist. Except for Lord Ally Mccoist