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Everton cannot spend money in this window surely cos of FFP

In the year since this article was written he was injured for a total of 90 days and missed 18 games.

WOW https://theanalyst.com/eu/2022/01/the-excellence-of-kamaldeen-sulemana-a-scouting-report/

Ok lets get cracking on some positivity thinking, I reckon SR will get a good striker and maybe a DM and winger in the coming days. Surprised no one knows if rasmus travels on PJ's getting BJ's or normal airlines as we could track him at least on PJ destinations and reverse engineer who he's speaking to.

Udinese buying another young striker........i can live in hope for Beto

Nathan shouldn't you be doing interviews not posting ?

Can someone tell me what the Xg said, did we win that ?

Harvey Weinstein has a better first touch than Che or Arma

Had to look up who the fuck murphy was cos i've never heard of him, he's 27yrs old, played mostly in the lower leagues and waving off a bloke whose played in a world cup

When he scored over 20 goals in the championship imagine how many chances he missed

Giving me Chris rock in 5th element vibes

Hahaha what a terrible goal but I'll take it

60m striker assist to a 30m striker

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Start in the league hopefully, he looked sharp and mobile and got on the end of things where possible

30m striker mate

Like: Alcarez - short sleeves, looks to attack and waves his arms to communicate when he wants the ball. Dislike: Not looking like we could score in a brothel.

Sorry i am a time traveller who appeared on saturday morning

Europes top goalscorers, some expensive names, familiar names and some unknown but fucking Dieng isnt on there and neither is Jackson. I think SR seems to be fascinated with multi positional players but it will mean we have a load who can play anywhere but none of them can score. https://www.goal.com/en/lists/golden-shoe-2022-23-european-football-top-scorers/blt3d377ad3bff06120#cs7f80a16e09cf0053

I seem to remember Jones saying that good clubs plan for this window from miles out and we've had a plan in place for ages so I can't believe we're going to go around Europe begging for a goal scorer into next week. We've learnt our lesson from not getting one in the summer haven't we ?

Win in the cup and lose in the league, the saints way. 1-0 us

Why ? is Rasmus and the lawyers playing for us ?

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