Convict Colony

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Alright Selles no more bullshit with the team selection I want us going hard at every team now not these "he has good discipline" footballers - we need to score goals and therefore we need players who are risk takers. I want us to be trying to score like katie price is infront of us, balls out. Also when the fuck will we score from a corner.

Thank god I choose wine

Whilst we are all arguing whose at fault for the goal, I would actually say its Mara and AMN for letting the player get the ball through from the corner flag

Stop hahahahahahahaha

Things that never happened

bednerak in the way of bazunu - classic

terrible defending

Lavia is a beast

Its all about mindset - next goal wins

MAra diallo and walcott coming on

Someone tell armstong to get off the pitch he's been terrible today bro

@Chez gonna be kicking cats and getting the vodoo doll out - Perraud hitting the first man on the cross

Tall paul currently the only player who looks composed when ball at his feet, rest looking like they are rushing and forcing everything

Selles just telling Bednerak to stop being shit and become awesome

well this start has been shit - armstrong already hitting his lose the ball metrics and causing chaos for our CBs. I preferred when armstrong lost it in the centre circle not near our box.

One postive that has carried on from chelsea is our all round shithousery and gamesmanship. Keep it up

ok that 1st half was horrendous watching unless your putting together a blooper real. Just got a bottle of red to help me cope with the 2nd half. Want Armstong off and probably Moi as well either at HT or at 60mins. Tall paul has looked ok when he's had the ball the rest seem hurried, like JWP telling everyone to slow it down which makes sense as Leeds can only play fast fast fast. Araonsen looks like a diver and Selles looked proper pissed off going down the tunnel.

tarmstrong has been terrible he couldnt beat an egg

I assume your a time traveller and he has just scored

jesus armstrong and moi have been shit

Gonna smash 2 quick goals for us, leeds go off to boo's at half time, them come back into it 2nd half but we hold out.

Erm think AI needs to know what selles looks like - needs a turtleneck at least

can you get it to do half time bollocking and I will do the AI artwork

yeah i feel it in my plums too but that could be cos I am still wearing my pants from last saturday as they were lucky but still smelly