Convict Colony

My take is this. We give and have given JWP stick here cos he is our main hope of winning games and when we don't we all complain our centre mid captain hasn't won it for us cos he's had a normal game. Form goes up and down for the best players but if you look at our forwards and our non attacking forwards they are permanently shit so JWP is the Messiah which is unfair, but hey fuck it I bet he's the most pissed off of all of us with this shit. He's had a couple of feel good seasons when our team was good but since then we've been average to crap and he's been pulling us out of the shit every season while most of the team around him under performs.

Someone bring a pack of danish bacon, a 4 pack of carlsberg (drunk) and a box of Lego and throw it on the pitch in protest. These danish jokers need to know we are very upset.

Fixed it

Under deliver concede goals pick players who arent in form use rubbish slogans hang around the bottom half of the table buyer players who arent worth the fee's recruit managers who always have 1 management flaw

100% agree with this, we need a name and the only name's we can get are players who are realitively new to the management game. SR have already said they are not adverse to picking a manager who has failed but, Viera - sacked at Nice and Palace Parker - sacked at Bournemouth and Brugge Gerrard - Title winner at Rangers and sacked at Villa - Gerrard would be the one out of those 3 for me but the question mark is did he lose his brain when beale left him ?

Wow you know why they call him Big yeah, you must have a load of ky and a good doctor.

Just a question are we allowed to play strikers in the championship or are they banned there as well ?

Bullshitter like king cnut

went to bed at half time, i chose well

Moi's job in our team is not to score but to defend - its sickening that this is our approach to football now

this line up

ChatGPT thinks this - Id take Bielsa. One football manager who fits all of the criteria you mentioned is Roberto Martinez. He managed the Belgium national team and had a successful career as a player in the English Premier League with clubs such as Wigan Athletic and Swansea City. As a manager, Martinez has won promotion to the Premier League with Swansea City and Wigan Athletic, and has also won domestic silverware with Wigan Athletic when they won the FA Cup in 2013. Martinez also managed Everton and is currently managing the portugese national team. Other possible options include Brendan Rodgers, who has played for the Northern Ireland national team and has won domestic silverware with Celtic and Leicester City in the Scottish Premiership and English Premier League respectively. Another option is Marcelo Bielsa, who has managed both Argentina and Chile national teams and has won promotion with both Newell's Old Boys and Athletic Bilbao and managed Leeds United in the English Premier League.

Only need to post this in this thread

I bet Dragan wishes he could

Its ironically saints that we concede 2 goals when we go to a more defensive back 5. Wouldn't surprise me if someone fancied carlos in the summer, would love him next year in championship as he'd be awesome i reckon.

Assuming SR continue to advance the multi club model I'd take a punt on Matthias Jaissle from RB salzburg, not sure we could get him as he's been linked to frankfurt and manages in champs league etc but he plays the playbook way, had success. I actually think it will be very hard to find the right guy, assuming we go down we want a premier league manager for 1 season in the championship (hopefully). Need someone with insane confidence in their skills who love the dollar bills.

Get Ukraine national team manager Shevchenko to become player/manager he will be top scorer easily.

Ok finally i believe we will win a game 2-0.

Selles will say it's about defending etc why he took him off but that the problem. We have fuck all people who score or create goals but we've been blessed with headless chickens.

At least lyanco likes defending, he might not be too good at it but he's in his happy place at least.

Standard selles, takes the best player off.

Fullbacks getting bummed, Baz not inspiring confidence, arma and Moi being them, Carlos running the streets with Theo.

A better choice

Whoever can get us scoring goals. ok ok in fact employ me just found this training guide to score goals https://www.soccercoachweekly.net/drills-and-games/drills/how-to-switch-the-attack-to-score-more-goals

ok bro's am confused, do i go with my stupid optimistic pick of us scoring goals with a 2-0 or do i start eating the shit sandwich southampton fc have been feeding me this season and say 5-0 arsenal. I think my best course of action maybe is to think we are playing on saturday and miss the game and see the result in the morning.