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Yeah read that and thought is this a new trendy term for long ball teams ?

Not as keen as their fans are.

Just read Moffi was the other option aside from Malan to replace Haaland at dortmund. Decent scouting report https://www.scouttuncalp.com/en/2022/11/27/terem-moffi-scouting-analysis/

I'd say DCC as a Croat he will have lifelong hatred of Serbs.

I would love to watch him go mental as players can't control balls, do comedy errors for goals and pass to opposition.

There is a lot of assumptions there disguised as facts.

Unfortunately our specialist midfielders are as effective as a chocolate fireguard as defensive midfielders and jones first priority is to make us harder to score against. I say in lieu of wherefore art thou Romeo being available put the big man in there, he's good with the ball and can actually pass forward and is a wind up merchant and actually enjoys defending. Play 4 at the back with him occasionally dropping back and make it a 5 when fulham attack and if its not working at HT then we have 5 subs to use. I'd try and out muscle them in midfield to control the ball/defend better and let Armstrong and Edozie go on their running spree's trying to feed che and if they lose it we have a good chance to defend it. Baz KWP. ABK. Salisu. Perraud Lyanco JWP. AMN S.Armstrong Edozie Adams

Ok I've guaranteed us a win now and Adams to score a hatrick as I've replaced him with in Mitrovic in my fantasy team.

Yeah my luton mate gives me goal updates every game hahaha

Well he's scored 2 so far so he'd be out of place here

Given the feedback about his father in law when jones signed his hero arc is confirmed

I dont know he has done quite a few sexy turns this season, i'd give him a go ahead of the rest, we have 5 subs so can always replace.

Jesus Jones hasnt even seen them play what have they done to show that we should recall them other than being old. We have DCC who is experienced, Salisu has marked Messi out of a game and ABK has just come back from the world cup with the germans. I had some hope with Jones but...

DCC v Mitrovic - Croat v Serb will be tasty

Which senior players think they have enough credit in the bank to push back on a formation change. We have been shit for 3/4yrs - something needs to change - players and system.

Or the majority of footballers are thick.

Finally some honesty from a player.

I dont know what to say about this, it could be the most fucked up relationship since we appointed saggy chops.

Ok am getting myself excited as Jan approaches so digging out some random names we could "possibly" get, youngish and ready to make a leap (all comments are mine plagiarised from a scouting report) If you want to read more on some players this is what i used https://www.scoutedftbl.com/ its a great database of scouting. I assume the club will get players but give them a get out clause for a set fee if we get relegated to entice the quality ones. Playmaker - Thiago Almada - Attacking Midfielder (central or left and right) - would guess 20mil Age 22 - arg international playing in MLS (atlanta)- he will be the link between wingers/midfielders and attackers (will give us a world cup winner in our squad) Scores goals and assists (6 goals and 7 assists in MLS) Dynamic playmaker, hard to shrug off ball as low centre of gravity, plays between the lines and is super effective on the transitions. Defensive Mid - Naouirou Ahamada (Stuttgart) - Defensive Midfielder - athletic first receiver whose french but plays in Bundesliga who can also chip in with some goals - would guess 10mil only 20yrs old but about 6ft and is fast. He has a high-level mobility a big advantage in transition and defensive phases. He can recover defensive positions quickly and is sharp when shuttling between passes, disrupting rhythm and forcing mistakes. Still has to improve his decision making and 1 on 1 duels apparently. Striker I liked Amin Gouiri but he moved to Rennes in Sept, also Ramos is probably staying at benfica and moving somewhere better in the summer. Got no other real idea on who is a clinical finisher who can press and link up with target man etc. Will edit this post if I find a potential one. Edit i liked the french striker who came on in the final from frankfurt Kolo Muani - assume he is moving in a different direction than us but i liked what i saw and see bayern are being touted in germany but arent they always.

I think jones and JWP both said they didnt implement his tactics properly and the players were playing nothing football.

The players have had time and been found to be shit, i think jones deserves some time before us experts decide he is as well.

To be fair he's got a certain charisma

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Is this a record - 1 epl game and its the manager needs to go ?

Finally he appears, like a bear after hibernation he slowly stirs from his cave sensing a new transfer window approaching. His 20 computers are set up to scrap every football website in the world looking for the word Southampton and transfer. He revisits old notes from the previous 15yrs of research to include previous targets in his search algorithm. He's our own cheap rip off of Fabrizio Romano, he goes by the moniker superSAINT but really for the month of Jan he's on meth, adderall and uses a colostomy bag, the transfer window is finally here.......