Convict Colony

Wasnt me - I am now more out than elton john

hahahahahahahahaha this one got me, he's like an angry PE teacher

Chris Sutton would know, he's built his punditry career using this method.

Thought i would come into this thread 1st today to ease myself back into the pain.

ok time for me to stop posting and then if I dont look tomorrow or check the table then it never really happened right ?

But who has the board been listening to - rasmus brought in Jones after talking to him in the summer and also talking to him at brentford so that decision is on him and the board. What jones has done since he has been here is on jones only.

The 3rd goal I dont count as it was the first time they passed the half way line in the 2nd half, the mental gymnastics you have to do to rationalise this.

If this is true then the board have to act if they've warned him before about his comments otherwise they will look impotent (like our attack). Its impressive that the board have actually managed to make the club and team more toxic since sacking ralph

hahahahahahahahahaha

Got round the back and taken a right hammering....

Feel like i need to watch some porn after our games so i know what its like to score.

Fair fucks at least this has been his tipping point, i for one hope this changes our results but nath you've used up a lot of your lifes to get here bro

It would be but i didnt start the narrative Nathan did (we were better than last time we played newcastle etc etc)

Hey nathans father in law good of you to post. If you could pass on to nathan to not play 2 of our better centre backs the day before the game, stop picking diallo who cant pass wind and defends like a chocolate fireguard,,ask him to look up the word accountability and have a discussion internally how having possession helps you control games, having little possession makes you reactive and you lose the initiative in games. Thanks Saintsweb

Ok so I am a sad cunt and jones has trotted out a narrative we have always been terrible at defending but I just checked out stats in the EPL for defending. Ralph conceded an average 1.64 goals per game in the premier league, Jones currently is at 2 goals a game in the league so we have got worse defensively with him.

Maybe their surname was Jones and thought it was about them

this is the best one today thanks weston

I look at the underlying metrics like Rasmus and Gerrard with 1.96 points per game is up there with the best in the world and therefore will continue that form in the premier league or so the logic goes

To be honest I think I'd have gerrard from this list assuming we will get relegated anyway and he gets up playing well there and brings us up, not sure a non uk manager can come in an save us now although a fan of tedesco for what he has done in moscow and leipzig.

ChatGPT seems to be welsh