Convict Colony

Might of missed his YouTube but is Onuachu from genk 6ft 7 ? If so yes please, we could do with a wookie although he's 28 so cant see SR spending.

All I've got from the last 2 pages is a desire to eat a lot of cheese

PSV also in the hunt for sulemana - apparently we bid 17m and they bid 15m - both rejected. Rennes wide man Kamaldeen Sulemana has been the subject of two offers, from Southampton and PSV Eindhoven, both of which have been turned down, according to L’Équipe this afternoon.

From my mate a couple of weeks ago "quality player and beckham like delivery"

No word of a lie i heard of this guy when i balls deep in alcaraz (not literally you perverts) thought he was going back to Boca to be fair but he thrived in Tigre - where is Sciliy (or whatever his name is our Argentinian expert - all love bro) from the Charly thread ?

Yeah i cant think of a ready to score striker who isnt old or injury prone who would go for under 25m in this market.

Everton cannot spend money in this window surely cos of FFP

In the year since this article was written he was injured for a total of 90 days and missed 18 games.

WOW https://theanalyst.com/eu/2022/01/the-excellence-of-kamaldeen-sulemana-a-scouting-report/

Ok lets get cracking on some positivity thinking, I reckon SR will get a good striker and maybe a DM and winger in the coming days. Surprised no one knows if rasmus travels on PJ's getting BJ's or normal airlines as we could track him at least on PJ destinations and reverse engineer who he's speaking to.

Udinese buying another young striker........i can live in hope for Beto

Nathan shouldn't you be doing interviews not posting ?

Can someone tell me what the Xg said, did we win that ?

Harvey Weinstein has a better first touch than Che or Arma

Had to look up who the fuck murphy was cos i've never heard of him, he's 27yrs old, played mostly in the lower leagues and waving off a bloke whose played in a world cup

When he scored over 20 goals in the championship imagine how many chances he missed

Giving me Chris rock in 5th element vibes

Hahaha what a terrible goal but I'll take it

60m striker assist to a 30m striker

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Start in the league hopefully, he looked sharp and mobile and got on the end of things where possible

30m striker mate

Like: Alcarez - short sleeves, looks to attack and waves his arms to communicate when he wants the ball. Dislike: Not looking like we could score in a brothel.